Sunday Status

Captions for the laziest day of the week.

These Sunday status lines celebrate sleeping in, doing nothing productive, and savoring the last calm hours before Monday arrives and ruins the mood. For more weekend humor, see our sunday quotes collection.

The goal of Sunday is to leave my home as little as possible.

Mark Morris

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

Joseph Addison

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A Sunday well-spent brings a week of content.

Start this Sunday with a clean heart. No doubt, no tears, no fear, no worry. Thank God for his priceless gifts and miracles throughout the world.

If you think getting up on Sunday morning is hard, try rising from the dead!

Enjoy your Sunday! Have faith in your heart and courage to fulfill all your dreams.

On Sunday, we exchange the troubles of the week against Boredom.

Sunday, the day for the language of leisure.

3 words I like. . . Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

God is not a Sunday plumber – he’s always available.

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