Thursday Status

Lines for the day that's trying its best to feel like Friday.

This Thursday status collection leans into that in-between feeling of being close enough to the weekend to get excited, but not quite there yet. Expect jokes about mixing up the days, counting down early, and generally treating Thursday like Friday's understudy. For more, browse our Thursday quotes.

Thursday: Friday’s younger, yet equally attractive sister.

It’s Thursday, which is “Friday Eve” in Optimisian.

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Thursday: I either drink coffee or I say bad words to strangers. Just a typical Thursday.

Having s.e.x with your ex on a Thursday isn’t cheating, it’s a throwback.

In celebration of “Fat Tuesday”, I only plan to party on days that start with “T” from now on. Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday and Thunday!

Announcement: The Time Travelers Meeting scheduled for today will be held last Thursday.

I only have s.e.x on days that begin with “T”. Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday and Thunday.

Someone came up to me and said “T.G.I.F. Thank god it’s Friday!” I replied – S.H.I.T. Sorry hun,it’s Thursday.

Friday!!! I’m so glad you are back. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.

Thursday is on my mind Facebook!! Now stop asking me that and go bug someone else!

One man’s women crush Wednesday is another man’s throw back Thursday.

Here’s my gym schedule. Monday, cardio. Tuesday, weights. Wednesday, 7 mile bike ride. Thursday, 15 year break. Repeat.

My Grandpa is so good at planking. He’s been laying there on the golf course since Thursday.

Nothing worse than getting paid on Friday, after you spent your entire check on Thursday!

It’s Throwback Thursday on Instagram…Chicks showing us how much they fell off since High School.

I find those “No shirt, no shoes, no service” signs very misleading because they never say anything about having to wear pants. Apparently, I was wrong… now gotta go to court on Thursday.

Thursday Night Football on the same time during the Vice Presidential debate….well played NFL, well played.

Today is v̶a̶l̶e̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶s̶ ̶d̶a̶y̶ Thursday.

Today is the American Thanksgiving or as we in Canada like to call it. Thursday. Happy Thanksgiving you funny people.

To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on Friday.

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A few lines here poke fun at how easy it is to lose track of the week by the time Thursday rolls around. If you've made it all the way to the real thing, our Friday status collection picks up right where this leaves off.