Friday Status

One-liners for the exact moment the week finally lets go.

This Friday status collection is for that specific relief when the work week finally releases its grip, whether that shows up as a joke about counting down to the weekend or a straight-up celebration of surviving another stretch of workdays. It's built for captions, group chats, and status updates alike. For more, browse our Friday quotes.

Every day can be Friday if you’re really irresponsible.

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.

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In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.

Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.

Friday, I’ve tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you.

Friday, Aah the weekends here…*BLINK* Monday? WTF?

Friday is my second favorite “F” word! LOL.

The Friday brings the smell of weekend…Relaxation from daily works…So be happy and keep Smiling! Happy Friday!

It’s bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday. – American Proverb

I’m hoping that Thursday happy hour, doesn’t become Friday sad morning hangover. Happy Friday.

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Some lines here poke fun at how slowly the week drags before Friday shows up, others just celebrate the freedom that comes with it. If you're sending Friday cheer to someone else instead of just posting it, our Friday wishes collection is built for that.