Friday Status

One-liners for the exact moment the week finally lets go.

This Friday status collection is for that specific relief when the work week finally releases its grip, whether that shows up as a joke about counting down to the weekend or a straight-up celebration of surviving another stretch of workdays. It's built for captions, group chats, and status updates alike. For more, browse our Friday quotes.

On a Friday night, I like to go out because my friends, who have been working normal hours, just want to let go after a stressful week at work. – Douglas Booth

I would like to thank you people for letting me know it’s Friday every week its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook.

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Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.

I’m never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts.

Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?

Friday afternoon feels like heaven… – El Fuego

TGIF. Thank God I’m Female. Thank God I’m Fabulous. Thank God I’m Hppy. And yes, Thank God It’s Friday! Happy Friday!

It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves..they tend to spill over.. – Kai Sinclair

Once again it’s Friday I know it’s only been 7 days since the last one but feels like it’s been a week!

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom. – Lauren Oliver

If you are the winner of Friday’s $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas.

Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends when they can go do what they really want to do. – Richard Nelson Bolles

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation … and Friday is when it stops!

Every day can be Friday if you’re really irresponsible.

Can I get an F to the R to the I to the D to the A to the Y? OH MY GOD! Soooo glad it’s FRIDAY!

Well, it’s easy to tell I’m married. It’s Friday night and I’m at home updating my Facebook status.

Happy Friday everyone! May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer, and may the start of next week be a long ways from here.

TGIF! Thank God I’m Free? Oh, wait. Thank God I’m fabulous? Hmmm …Oh yeah! Thank God It’s Friday… YEAH…

The working week is over, The slavery is done, Friday night is now upon us, and a weekend of fun fun fun…

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Some lines here poke fun at how slowly the week drags before Friday shows up, others just celebrate the freedom that comes with it. If you're sending Friday cheer to someone else instead of just posting it, our Friday wishes collection is built for that.