Monday Status

Lines for the day everyone loves to complain about.

This Monday status collection leans into the universal groan that comes with the start of a new work week, from jokes about wishing the weekend never ended to lines that treat Monday like an unwelcome guest. It's the kind of humor that makes the first day feel a little lighter. See more in our Monday quotes.

Three of the worst words to hear.. Tomorrow is Monday.

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It’s Sunday night, the end of the weekend. I don’t want to go to bed, cause when I wake up it will be Monday and the weekend’s over.

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As an entrepreneur, you would love your every Monday morning. But you’ll hate every month’s beginning – when you’ll have to pay your bills.

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day. – Ella Woodward

This should be the spirit every Monday. Know that something good will always happen. – Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

Don’t worry about Monday morning. Focus on now. Not the alarm, the struggle to get out of bed and the mind-numbing, soul-destroying day ahead.

It’s a new day and a new week! Start off fresh to accomplish your best! 🙂

They say every day is a gift. I wanna know where the gift receipt is so I can exchange Monday for Saturday.

Mondays, that day of the week when our brains take all day to reboot from all the weekend activities.

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A few lines here also poke fun at how far Monday feels from the weekend, even though the calendar says otherwise. If you'd rather celebrate the good end of that gap, our Saturday status collection is the happier counterpart.