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Most Famous Saturday Quotes of All Time!

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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Quotes by Woody Allen

I'd like to do 'Saturday Night Live.'

Quotes by Willard Scott

I had a Saturday job in Barratts shoe shop at the age of 15.

Quotes by Tamzin Outhwaite

Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?

Quotes by Stan Freberg

My goal is a tech-free Saturday.

Quotes by Shira Goodman

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

Quotes by Sarah Silverman

I worked in my parents' decorating store from six. My mum would get me in every Saturday polishing the paint and straightening the wallpaper for 50p.

Quotes by Sara Davies

I used to sit on Saturday nights, and I would watch 'All in the Family' with my family.

Quotes by Rose Abdoo

The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live.

Quotes by Phil Hartman

The worst job that I ever did, I used to have a Saturday job cleaning the dough off bread-making machines for Warburtons in Bolton. That was horrendous.

Quotes by Paddy McGuinness

I wanted to be on 'Saturday Night Live' since I was ten.

Quotes by Olivia Wilde

I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.

Quotes by Mort Sahl

When I was on 'Saturday Night Live,' all I did was work.

Quotes by Molly Shannon

My dad taught me to read by reading comic strips in the Saturday paper and Archie comics.

Quotes by Melanie Scrofano

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.

Quotes by Lyndon B. Johnson

Before British title fights, I've played football on a Saturday before; it's silly as it is.

Quotes by Liam Smith

I remember when I was in the Middle East, Yasser Arafat used to go to Bahrain and Qatar on a Thursday and then go to Saudi Arabia and get his financial help on a Saturday.

Quotes by Leon Charney

No carbs when I'm not working, so on Saturday and Sunday I don't eat any carbs 'cos I'm not burning any, I'm not working out. A high intake of fibre and salads to stay lean.

Quotes by Joivan Wade

I think, for sure, 'Saturday Night Fever' and 'Pulp Fiction' were kind of bookends for - or the pillars of - my career.

Quotes by John Travolta

Those old westerns are the movies I grew up with on Saturday afternoons at the theater.

Quotes by John Glenn

I was pretty obsessed with 'Saturday Night Live.'

Quotes by Joe Keery

Saturday night is when my hair would be fixed up and that was my memory.

Quotes by Jenifer Lewis

I love 'Saturday Live' with Fi Glover. I find that very relaxing.

Quotes by Jasmine Guinness

It is illogical to play Wednesday, Saturday, and Tuesday.

Quotes by Gonzalo Higuain

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live.

Quotes by Geraldo Rivera

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

Quotes by George S. Kaufman

I was working for Time-Life Books from 1962 to 1970, as a staff writer, and after that, I was a journalist. Eventually, I became an editor at 'The Saturday Review' and 'Horizon.'

Quotes by Edmund White

On Saturday morning, I like to get up early and go out - TV is banned!

Quotes by Debra Stephenson

I enjoy Saturday night racing.

Quotes by Dale Earnhardt

Strictly' is Saturday night fun. The pay's not amazing.

Quotes by Craig Revel Horwood

If it weren't for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live.

Quotes by Chris Kattan

I want to be a footballer - and that means playing on a Saturday afternoon.

Quotes by Charlie Adam

I try to get massages on Saturday. That's my only day off.

Quotes by Brooke Elliott

It's kind of hard coming from 'Saturday Night Live,' which is a sketch-driven show, to a movie.

Quotes by Bob Newhart

I went to New York in '87 to write for 'Saturday Night Live.'

Quotes by Bob Odenkirk

I used to watch a lot of Nick at Nite as a kid, and it would play the original 'Saturday Night Live,' 'The Carol Burnett Show,' and 'Laugh-In.'

Quotes by Baron Vaughn

I really wanted to play in the Premier League, which I'd been watching since I was a youngster every Saturday or Sunday before I'd go and play for Rosario Central.

Quotes by Angel Di Maria

You cannot expect teams to be up for a final every Saturday, but you have to in the Six Nations, and that is the difficulty we have.

Quotes by Alun Wyn Jones

Where do these arms come from, these Saturday night specials that constitute the instrument of threats in bank robberies, or the hand grenades used by terrorists? How can their sales and their import be permitted?

Quotes by Alva Myrdal

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Today's Quote

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Quote Of The Day

Today's Shayari

तुम सादा-मिज़ाजी से मिटे फिरते हो जिस पर...
वो शख़्स तो दुनिया में किसी का भी नहीं है...!!

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Today's Joke

संता ने वोडाफोन के ऑफिस में फ़ोन किया ,

वोडाफोन से – हेलो सर ,

आपकी क्या कम्पलेंट है ?...

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Today's Status

Photography to me is catching a moment which is passing, and which is true.

Status Of The Day

Today's Prayer

My Lord, bring me into greener pastures today. Make me see opportunities with money miracles for me in Jesus’ name.

Prayer Of The Day