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They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

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It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next...

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.

I really think everything is fair game.

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

I like my life alone.

Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.

I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.

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