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When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach.

I can't believe how much time has passed. The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York, and now I'm 41, and I still feel like I...

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Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.

I'm doing a lot of stand-up, but not like when you're living in New York and you can do three sets a night and it's your life, and you sleep all day and you wake up and you eat with...

I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.

I just think of myself as a comedian, really.

I do love the idea of ritual.

I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very...

What are the chances there is a God, really?

I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend.

If I have kids, I'll adopt.

I'd love to do drama if it was interesting.

Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.

I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited.

I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.

I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.

It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to. It feeds into this whole 'war on women' thing in my head.

The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York, and now I'm 41, and I still feel like I haven't found myself onstage. Earlier in my career,...

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money.

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