Saturday Quotes

The best day to look forward to.

These Saturday quotes recall favorite weekend routines, from taking a beloved late-night sketch show seriously to a standing weekly date at the local theater as a kid. Read more in our Friday quotes.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Quotes by Woody Allen

I'd like to do 'Saturday Night Live.'

Quotes by Willard Scott

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I had a Saturday job in Barratts shoe shop at the age of 15.

Quotes by Tamzin Outhwaite

Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?

Quotes by Stan Freberg

My goal is a tech-free Saturday.

Quotes by Shira Goodman

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

Quotes by Sarah Silverman

I worked in my parents' decorating store from six. My mum would get me in every Saturday polishing the paint and straightening the wallpaper for 50p.

Quotes by Sara Davies

I used to sit on Saturday nights, and I would watch 'All in the Family' with my family.

Quotes by Rose Abdoo

The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live.

Quotes by Phil Hartman

The worst job that I ever did, I used to have a Saturday job cleaning the dough off bread-making machines for Warburtons in Bolton. That was horrendous.

Quotes by Paddy McGuinness

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