Monday Status

Lines for the day everyone loves to complain about.

This Monday status collection leans into the universal groan that comes with the start of a new work week, from jokes about wishing the weekend never ended to lines that treat Monday like an unwelcome guest. It's the kind of humor that makes the first day feel a little lighter. See more in our Monday quotes.

Suffers from PMS… Pre-Monday Syndrome.

I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.

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Monday isn’t a good day for kids but for parents, it’s a dream come true!

Weapons loaded, body bags ready, coffee brewing, bring it on Monday, I’m ready…

This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened. – Lisa Mantchev

What can I say about Mondays? Well, my mom said to never say anything unless I had something nice to say!!! Enough said…

Three of the worst words to hear……’Tomorrow is Monday’.

If you meet people who make you happy during Mondays, then it won’t be as hard.

Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing it, Thursday getting better, Friday…love ya! Saturday you are heaven, Sunday you’re OK.

Monday, Monday, go away. I never liked you anyway!

Dear Monday, No matter how many times you show up or what you may bring, I still can’t find it in my heart to like you.

Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday!

Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die. – Roy Station

If days were people, Monday would be the one person I’d punch in the face!

I know it’s Monday, but it’s also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen. – Michael Ely

It’s Monday but keep smiling…

Don’t count the days make the days count. – Muhammad Ali

Monday is the root of all evil.

Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. – Arthur Darvill

Even the best weeks start with Monday.

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A few lines here also poke fun at how far Monday feels from the weekend, even though the calendar says otherwise. If you'd rather celebrate the good end of that gap, our Saturday status collection is the happier counterpart.