Wednesday Status

Funny captions for the midweek grind.

These Wednesday status lines poke fun at dragging yourself out of bed, wishing the calendar would just skip ahead, and celebrating the small victory of getting halfway through the week. For more midweek humor, see our wednesday quotes collection.

My philosophy when I pack.

We should start keeping giraffes a secret from young children. Imagine discovering giraffes exist when you were like 15. Woah! Check out that long necked horse!

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Holy weekdays Batman – it’s Wednesday !

Wednesday is here, but I am not. I’m still asleep, in my favorite spot. I need to wake, for I am soo tired. But I must get to work, before I get fired.

WARNING… My give-a-d@mn is busted and I’m all out of give-a-sh*t. It must be Wednesday!

I often wonder how many last minute decisions have prevented me from dying.

On Wednesday even the calendar says W T F !!

If i stand on my tippy toes i can see the weekend from here! OMG YAY!I can not wait…oh its Wednesday.

That awesome moment when you hear a song and every single word perfectly describes your situation.

Have a beautiful, loving, breathtaking, passionate Wednesday my genuine friends and family!! Love you!

Tuesday down, Wednesday on deck, Thursday to load the bases and Friday to clean up!

Today is brought to you by the letter W- W is for Wednesday. That day in the middle of the week that wishes it was Friday but is thankful that it is not Monday.

My six month old daughter has tripled her weight since birth. If this trend continues, by the time she’s 10 she’ll weigh over 17 billion pounds.

People call Wednesday “Hump Day”, I call this false advertisement!

The name ‘hump day’ is disappointingly misleading. It’s already past lunchtime & I haven’t been humped once!

I’m from the Friend Zone originally, but now I live in the Bae Area.

Parallel park, like nobody’s laughing.

To those of you proclaiming today as “hump day”, please keep your extra curricular activities to yourselves! We’re not all so lucky.

If a Burger King married a Dairy Queen, they would probably live in a White Castle.

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