Sunday Status

Captions for the laziest day of the week.

These Sunday status lines celebrate sleeping in, doing nothing productive, and savoring the last calm hours before Monday arrives and ruins the mood. For more weekend humor, see our sunday quotes collection.

Wish you have more FUN on “Sunday”. Have a great Sunday.

A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.

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Sunday should be renamed to spooning day.

There’s no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday.

Loves Sundays and being lazy… Then Monday comes and things get crazy!

Free yourself from all prejudices and let yourself go on Sunday. Happy Sunday!

Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery… Today is Sunday.

A Sunday well-spent brings a week of content.

I hate Sunday nights for the reason of the next day being Monday.

Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

The goal of Sunday is to leave my home as little as possible.

Mark Morris

On a beautiful sunny day like this, I wish you nothing less than the best. Have a gracious Sunday!

Sunday already, now where is the weekend remote so I can hit the rewind button.

The hand Saturday, holds a broom is that Sunday caress best.

Three of the worst words to hear… ‘Tomorrow is Monday’.

Love is poached eggs and the Sunday newspaper and slow, hard sex.

Time flows in a strange way on Sundays.

May the angels look after you, and your prayers receive answers soon on this fantastic Lord’s Day.

Do not let Sunday be taken from you If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan.

Let today’s atmosphere help you to conquer new heights. Happy Sunday!

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Whether it's the dread of tomorrow creeping in early or just letting go of every rule for one day, these lines capture the true spirit of a Sunday. See what's next on monday status once reality sets back in.