Thursday Status

Lines for the day that's trying its best to feel like Friday.

This Thursday status collection leans into that in-between feeling of being close enough to the weekend to get excited, but not quite there yet. Expect jokes about mixing up the days, counting down early, and generally treating Thursday like Friday's understudy. For more, browse our Thursday quotes.

Party every day that begins with the letter T. Tuesday and Thursday? Nah, TODAY and TOMORROW!

S.H.I.T.: So Happy It’s Thursday.

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Hello Thursday so nice to see you again can’t wait to see your brother Friday and your sisters Saturday and Sunday.

Monday: Can Friday be here ready. Tuesday: ugh. Wednesday: Friday is close. Thursday: closer. Friday: finally here. My weekdays

Today is Fat Tuesday, and of course, this being America, it will be followed by Even Fatter Wednesday, Obese Thursday and Fat-A$$ Friday.

Organizing a flash mob at my place, Thursday 3 pm. Bring lawnmowers.

Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.

Thursday, oh Thursday. You keep trying and I admire your devoted perseverance. But I must stay true. Friday is the only one that does it for me!

Thirsty Thursday should be a national holiday!!

Ladies and Gentlemen! I give you.. THURSDAY. It’s almost like Friday but it’s not. I call it Diet Friday.

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A few lines here poke fun at how easy it is to lose track of the week by the time Thursday rolls around. If you've made it all the way to the real thing, our Friday status collection picks up right where this leaves off.