Wednesday Status

Funny captions for the midweek grind.

These Wednesday status lines poke fun at dragging yourself out of bed, wishing the calendar would just skip ahead, and celebrating the small victory of getting halfway through the week. For more midweek humor, see our wednesday quotes collection.

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.

Tuesday, that vicious little day that hides between the obscenity of Monday and the taunting hopes of Wednesday.

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I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.

Part of me is thinking ‘Wow. It’s Wednesday already.’ and the other part is thinking – What do you mean, it’s only Wednesday?!

Bi-polar Wednesday – that day where you fluctuate between, “WooHoo, the week is half over” and “Oh crap, the week is only half over.”

It’s hump day. Anything standing still for more than three seconds is considered fair game.

Happy.Hump Day! Just two more days til the weekend. I’ll raise my coffee to that!

We are halfway there!!! Where you say??? Halfway to Friday!!! Yeeeesssss!!

It’s Wednesday – Is your week half empty or half full?

Wed. Nes. Day. How I have to say it in my head to spell it every damn time.

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