Friday Status

One-liners for the exact moment the week finally lets go.

This Friday status collection is for that specific relief when the work week finally releases its grip, whether that shows up as a joke about counting down to the weekend or a straight-up celebration of surviving another stretch of workdays. It's built for captions, group chats, and status updates alike. For more, browse our Friday quotes.

The best career choice is can make is one in which you hate to see Friday come because you love your work. – Catherine Pulsifer

I don’t care if Monday’s blue Tuesdays gray and Wednesday too. Thursday I don’t care about you, It’s Friday I’m in love.

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Hello weekend. I’ve missed you. Can you please stay a little longer this time? Your last visit was way too short!

Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing. – Florence Welch

Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.

Fridays are exciting, Knowing there is no alarm clock on Saturday, no stress from work. No one to answer to, and relaxing with your family.

Every Friday, I feel like I deserve a new addition to my closet for all my hard work during the week.

It’s Friday…I hope your weekend isn’t as lonely as Lance Armstrong’s testicle.

It’s a great day to make some more wonderful memories to add to you’re already blessed life! Happy Friday!

It’s bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday. – American Proverb

I’m hoping that Thursday happy hour, doesn’t become Friday sad morning hangover. Happy Friday.

The Friday brings the smell of weekend…Relaxation from daily works…So be happy and keep Smiling! Happy Friday!

Friday, Aah the weekends here…*BLINK* Monday? WTF?

Friday is my second favorite “F” word! LOL.

Friday, I’ve tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you.

Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.

In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.

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Some lines here poke fun at how slowly the week drags before Friday shows up, others just celebrate the freedom that comes with it. If you're sending Friday cheer to someone else instead of just posting it, our Friday wishes collection is built for that.