Thursday Status

Lines for the day that's trying its best to feel like Friday.

This Thursday status collection leans into that in-between feeling of being close enough to the weekend to get excited, but not quite there yet. Expect jokes about mixing up the days, counting down early, and generally treating Thursday like Friday's understudy. For more, browse our Thursday quotes.

W.T.F. – Wednesday, Thursday, Friday…the weekend’s almost here!

You ever notice sometimes all day on Wednesday you keep thinking its Thursday? Then when Thursday comes, you’re alright again.

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I call it “No-Pants Wonder-day,” but it turns out the police just call it “Thursday.” Go figure.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.

I didn’t hump anything on Hump Day, but I did throw my back out on Throwback Thursday, so I got to be mildly ironic.

Thursday 31st March is National Cleavage Day, a day to work it, love it & celebrate it!

I have a feeling Thursday the 5th of July is not going to be a very productive day at work.

I’m hoping that Thursday happy hour, doesn’t become Friday sad morning hangover. Happy Thursday.

Note to mistress…if I am ever trapped in a mine or anywhere that TV crews and the WHOLE world is watching…please keep your a** at home. watch it on TV. I will call you when I can….just saying. lol Happy...

Anyone want to lend me $500.00 until Thursday June 20th, 2047?

I just got my ancestry.com DNA test back! So excited!!! Turns out I’m 61% Italian, 15% Irish, 10% Greek and 14% Alcohol. Not bad for a Thursday morning!

OK… I really like you Thursday, but it’s Friday I truly love. It’s not that I’m not happy when i’m with you, it’s just that Friday does so much more for me!!!

Dear Turkeys… Your long range weather forecast is 350 degrees on Thursday the 28th.

Happy Thursday to all my married friends.

I’m wondering what kind of loser spends Thursday night drinking and bragging about it on Facebook? Anyway, I’m totally drunk.

The only turkey I’ll be having on Thursday most likely is the wild kind, on the rocks.

Thursday…the point when you can start getting a bit giddy about the weekend!

The only thing that gets me through Thursday, is knowing that – Tomorrow Is Friday.

Who needs coffee when you can meet up for jagerbombs on a Thursday morning.

Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman’s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.

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A few lines here poke fun at how easy it is to lose track of the week by the time Thursday rolls around. If you've made it all the way to the real thing, our Friday status collection picks up right where this leaves off.