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Irritating Quotes

Quotes on small annoyances, awkward moments, and public criticism.

These irritating quotes lean into discomfort with humor, from banjos being oddly irritating instruments to the sting of having flaws pointed out by a Beautiful Girl in one evening.

Banjos are funny instruments. They can get pretty irritating.

Quotes by Winston Marshall

It was irritating to have one's physical shortcomings pointed out quite so plainly twice in one evening, once by a beautiful girl and once by a dying badger.

Quotes by Tom Holt

On a single day, I read articles where I was described as being alternately 'lanky,' 'pudgy,' 'doughy,' 'balding,' 'utterly forgettable,' and 'constantly irritating.'

Quotes by Stephen Tobolowsky

A really irritating thing when you're watching a film is if somebody's accent isn't bang-on - it distracts you from getting into the story because you're thinking: 'Where are they from?'

Quotes by Rachel Hurd-Wood

America Quotes

We scientists have an obsession with unification, a grand synthesis. And dark matter is an irritating missing piece.

Quotes by Priyamvada Natarajan

I express things through characters because I have a fear that my own voice is irritating because that's been said to me.

Quotes by Maria Bamford

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

Quotes by Kin Hubbard

I find it really irritating when a band changes the melody of a song you know.

Quotes by Keren Woodward

Since it is necessary to grant six million Filipinos their rights, so that they may be in fact Spaniards, let the government grant these rights freely and spontaneously, without damaging reservations, without irritating mistrust.

Quotes by Jose Rizal

Beautiful Quotes

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

Quotes by Joe Pesci

Ring tones are just irritating, aren't they?

Quotes by James Purefoy

Pick a theme for your material, and stick to it for the entirety of the piece. The repetition of certain key phrases, however irritating they may sound, will give your set rhythm, and the illusion of structure.

Quotes by Ivo Graham

Prolonged, indiscriminate reviewing of books is a quite exceptionally thankless, irritating and exhausting job. It not only involves praising trash but constantly inventing reactions towards books about which one has no spontaneous feeling whatever.

George Orwell

I know how irritating it is when a producer puts his hand in everything.

Quotes by Gautham Menon

Beautiful Girl Quotes

This modern mania for interfering in other's lives, usually under the guise of health and safety concerns, is highly irritating and counterproductive. Down with the nanny state.

Quotes by Felix Dennis

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

Quotes by Don Herold

Every actor-performer says this, and it sounds so irritating, but I'm not the most outgoing person.

Quotes by Billy Eichner

The most irritating movie character for me was that cradle-to-grave commie, Mary Poppins.

Quotes by Ann Coulter

I'm from Texas, and Texas has a reputation that far precedes actual Texas, and it is irritating sometimes.

Quotes by Allison Tolman

Being Quotes

The brank, or scold's bridle, was unknown in America in its English shape: though from colonial records we learn that scolding women were far too plentiful, and were gagged for that annoying and irritating habit.

Quotes by Alice Morse Earle

Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of quotes appear in this Irritating collection?
These quotes cover different shades of irritation, from a lighthearted jab at banjos to the sting of public criticism. The tone ranges from humorous to genuinely uncomfortable.
Why would someone search for irritating quotes?
Readers enjoy quotes that put a name to small annoyances or awkward social moments, and this collection offers several relatable examples of exactly that kind of friction.
What does the quote about banjos suggest?
One quote calls banjos funny instruments that can get pretty irritating, treating the annoyance as part of the instrument's charm rather than a real complaint.
Is there a quote about being criticized in the press?
Yes, one quote recalls being described with a string of unflattering labels, including "constantly irritating," all within a single day of coverage. It's a candid look at how public criticism can pile up.
Does the collection include a moment of awkward embarrassment?
One quote describes the discomfort of having physical shortcomings pointed out twice in one evening, first by a Beautiful Girl and then by an unlikely second critic.

One public figure recalls being called 'irritating' alongside a string of unflattering labels in the press. For more on handling unwanted attention, see Being quotes.