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Beer Quotes

Light lines about beer, bands, and downtime on the road.

Touring musicians describe beer less as an indulgence than a small daily ritual, something checked on the bus alongside everything else that keeps a tour running. This collection gathers those casual, lighthearted lines. Related reading lives on the Drink quotes page.

I know people say that we are a load of beer drinkers but we are far more professional these days. These critics should come and have a go at playing darts if they think it is so easy.

Quotes by Adrian Lewis

Will I still get a slice of pizza? Will I drink a beer or two? Absolutely. You still have to live, but I try to do things in moderation.

Quotes by Adam Vinatieri

I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that's kinda dreamy.

Quotes by Adam Lamberg

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

Quotes by Adam Carolla

Day Quotes

We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left in the cooler and we actually all took a little cup and split it. It was a pathetic...

Quotes by Zakk Wylde

On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest.

Quotes by Zakk Wylde

I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times.

Quotes by Zakk Wylde

If someone doubts our right to exist - be it on the hills of Umm al-Fahem or in Munich's beer halls, in Gaza's crowded streets or in the thick woods of Babi Yar - it's their problem. Proud states do...

Quotes by Yair Lapid

For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which...

Quotes by Xenophon

Drink Quotes

I have quit chewing tobacco and don't touch any lager beer, and I don't speak to the girls at all. I am getting to be a perfect hermit; my fiddle, my dog, and my gun I almost worship.

Quotes by Wild Bill Hickok

They who drink beer will think beer.

Quotes by Washington Irving

The life of an actor is not filled with limousines and talk-show interviews. I've moved crates of beer; I've been a bartender, personal assistant, butler. But all those skills have helped me in the business aspect of what I do.

Quotes by Vincent Rodriguez III

He was a wise man who invented beer.

Quotes by Unknown

If I went on vacation, I'd rather go camping than stay in some four-star hotel... My friends treat me the same at home. They just want to sit down with you and have a beer.

Quotes by Travis Fimmel

Go Quotes

I'm not an alcohol drinker. Instead of the real beer, I just go with root beer.

Quotes by Tony Finau

You can't really indulge in anything when you're wearing a unitard. No bread, no beer, no anything delicious.

Quotes by Tom Lenk

I did the commercials for Gillette during the World Series and at one point I had 27 different beer contracts.

Quotes by Thurl Ravenscroft

In the wrestling world, you had WWE, WCW, and smaller promotions that were like the independents. I look at it as craft beer being the independent beer makers. It's the indie scene.

Quotes by Stone Cold Steve Austin

I'd happily cover the British Open every year until St. Andrews slides into the sea or Scotland runs out of beer, whichever happens first.

Quotes by Steve Rushin

Good Quotes

For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer experienced a 9 percent increase in volume, nearly triple that of the growth experienced in the wine and...

Quotes by Sherwood Boehlert

Frequently Asked Questions

What's the theme of this beer quotes collection?
These lines lean toward tour-life beer stories rather than pub philosophy — a band worrying whether "there's enough beer on the bus," a case supplied daily during the Ozzfest tour, and a memory of five bandmates splitting the last beer in the cooler into little cups because there wasn't enough to go around.
Why would someone share a beer quote?
Beer quotes usually work as a lighthearted caption for a night out or a nostalgic road-trip memory, and the tour-bus anecdotes here fit that mood — they're about camaraderie as much as the drink itself.
What's the story behind splitting one beer five ways?
One quote recalls a "pathetic day" on tour when only one beer was left in the cooler for five people, so they split it into small cups rather than go without — a small, self-deprecating detail that captures touring life more than drinking culture.
Is there a witty one-liner in this set?
Yes — "They who drink beer will think beer" plays on the old saying about wine and truth, suggesting the drink shapes the mindset of whoever's holding it.
Where can I read related quotes?
For more on the broader act itself, see Drink quotes, or for the everyday moments these stories sit inside, Day quotes and Good quotes cover nearby ground.

One recurring image here is a single leftover can split between friends on a slow day, which says more about camaraderie than the drink itself. For nearby themes, try Day quotes or Good quotes.