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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

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I mean, we sit around and we go, you know, 'Torture doesn't work.' Well, it's been around for 5,000 years. Most stuff that doesn't work goes the way of the dodo pretty quick, like waterbeds and 8-tracks and things like...

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the 'Every vote counts.'

People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'

I was a horrible student.

I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes...

I've never really broken this down before, but, in movies, you almost have no connection to fans. And if you do TV, you're kind of connected, but they know you as the TV name not your real name. If you...

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.

I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their...

My first car was a motorcycle.

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