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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

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I don't know that I appreciate things more because of how I grew up, but I am very realistic with what I expect out of people and what they expect out of me.

The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three...

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point...

I'm not a Republican.

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

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