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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and...

If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss...

I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

I am not a good cue card reader.

In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money......

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

I get depressed at airports.

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because...

There are certain things women are better at than men.

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