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The average billboard has no more than eight words. It takes a lot of effort to make a beer, rice, or shampoo seem special in eight words.

Quotes by David Droga

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.

Quotes by Dave Mustaine

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Quotes by Dave Barry

I dropped out of school to play poker, and at 21, I moved from Toronto to try my luck as a pro in Vegas. I ate the typical meat-heavy diet of most poker players in the '90s: burgers and steak, along with French fries, mash, and a bucket-load of wine, beer, and vodka. There was nothing fresh in my diet, and I felt terrible.

Quotes by Daniel Negreanu

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Quotes by Dan Castellaneta

But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986).

Quotes by Corey Haim

Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.

Quotes by Clementine Paddleford

I have a beer belly.

Quotes by Christy Turlington

My father did not drink beer. He said he didn't like the taste, and I was prepared to accept that I wouldn't like the taste either. So I stuck to bottled cider.

Quotes by Christopher Robin Milne

I'm one who will go and have a beer with my pals on a Sunday afternoon. I'll go on a Friday night and have an hour with my pals, lads that I've knocked about with for 20-25 years.

Quotes by Chris Wilder

When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke?

Quotes by Chris Moneymaker

I drink tea like Oliver Reed used to drink beer. I must get through about 12 to 15 cups a day.

Quotes by Chris Kamara

If somebody attacks me with words, I'm always like, 'Do you know me? Do you know me that well? Let's have a beer and talk about it.'

Quotes by Chris Bosh

We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that's how it started.

Quotes by Charlie Daniels

I want people to hear really exciting music played by the best, but in a context where they can clap when they want to, chase their toddlers, drink beer, take photos, get lost in the music and generally be themselves. And because a field has no rules, it's the perfect place to create unlikely combinations of musical genres.

Quotes by Charles Hazlewood

I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.

Quotes by Charles Bronson

I do condition my hair with honey and beer. I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but it's very good for the hair.

Quotes by Catherine Zeta-Jones

My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer.

Quotes by Casey Kasem

They say you don't want to know how sausage is made. Book coverage is like sausage in that way: better not to know exactly how the gatekeepers of mainstream media choose which books to crown as must-reads each season - just swallow it down with a cold beer and call it a night.

Quotes by Camille Perri

I simply went down there to catch up with an old mate of mine, who owns the place. He's the one who wrote the book on the place, but no, no movie, just a beer.

Quotes by Bryan Brown

I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I'm pounding spring water.

Quotes by Brad Delson

I was utterly without worldly ambition because I knew that all that was needed for a rich, full life was a few shillings a week with which to buy SF magazines and beer.

Quotes by Bob Shaw

I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!

Quotes by Bob Livingston

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

Quotes by Billy Carter

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

Quotes by Billy Carter

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

Quotes by Billy Carter

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.

Quotes by Billy Carter

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!

Quotes by Bill Owen

'J'eet jet?' is still the standard way for a Pittsburgher to ask if you're ready for a meal, but the meal itself is no longer limited to chipped ham and an Iron City beer.

Quotes by Bill Dedman

My playground is full of moonshine, mason jars, beer bottles, and bonfires.

Quotes by Big Smo

I used to like beer, but it makes me feel slightly queasy.

Quotes by Bill Bailey

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

Quotes by Bernie Mac

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.

Quotes by Babe Ruth

There were no tourists. Beer was illegal. There was only government television and no television on Thursdays or in the summer.

Quotes by Aslaug Magnusdottir

I had to give up a lot of foods that I'm accustomed to eating: dairy products, beer, wine, spicy food.

Quotes by Arnel Pineda

The first time we played in Berlin, there was this guy who went into the show expecting Steve Perry. He was so frustrated, he threw this paper cup filled with beer on me.

Quotes by Arnel Pineda

Black music has become a commercial commodity. Live performances are not so accessible as they were previously. It use to be possible to go to the bar on the corner and hear music. It was available for a fifteen cent beer.

Quotes by Archie Shepp

You know, nobody eats in England. Three or four pints of English beer a night fills you. I can't say I'm very impressed with the food in America. it's all sort of bland. Like turkey sandwiches.

Quotes by Anne Dudley

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Quotes by Alice Cooper

If you had a Ministry box set under your Christmas tree, wrapped in paper, 'From Beer to Eternity' is the bow that goes around the present, you know what I mean?

Quotes by Al Jourgensen

I know people say that we are a load of beer drinkers but we are far more professional these days. These critics should come and have a go at playing darts if they think it is so easy.

Quotes by Adrian Lewis

Will I still get a slice of pizza? Will I drink a beer or two? Absolutely. You still have to live, but I try to do things in moderation.

Quotes by Adam Vinatieri

I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that's kinda dreamy.

Quotes by Adam Lamberg

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

Quotes by Adam Carolla

I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.

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