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London is a great place to be over Christmas.

I used to live on a houseboat near Hammersmith Bridge.

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As a young man, the temptation was to drink the minibar dry. I did all that - now I prefer to get outdoors.

I discovered I'm 60 per cent Viking. Well, more Danish, I suppose. I'm also two-and-a-half per cent Neanderthal.

My earliest memory is feeling soil between my fingers when I was around three years old.

I grew up in a little town between Bath and Bristol with my parents and grandparents in the same house. It was rural and idyllic.

People perceive me as this kind of hippy intellectual, reflecting and communing with nature or in a pyramid somewhere chanting. Really, no. I love speed, fast things, quad and road bikes, and bombing down a mountain.

Fatherhood made everything more straightforward. I was relieved that no longer did I have to agonise over what meaning I had in my life.

If you really push yourself you can perhaps achieve something you didn't think you could.

Comedy can be quite all consuming at times, and if you're not careful you end up doing a tour, then a DVD, then another tour then a DVD. Suddenly the years have just flown by.

Having a break from comedy is quite good.

The point with me is that it's always been, even with the stand-up, that the music has to be right. You have to take it seriously. You have to try and play it as faithfully as possible. That way it...

I'm an omnivore, although I am trying to eat less meat. I went vegetarian for about two years, then I suddenly got a craving one morning and that was it.

The two worst enemies of comedy are lack of sleep and not having had a decent meal.

I am pretty laid-back as a parent, but I do like a lot of activity. So I am constantly suggesting things to do that involve some physical activity: cycling, mountain biking and paddleboarding.

I love to watch birds and wildlife.

I get a lot of nutters in my audiences.

The Lib Dems are such terrible ditherers.

As a comedian and satirist you have to be neutral, because everyone's fair game. Once you show bias, you lose that.

Somehow the Tories have deflected the righteous anger at the bankers who we bailed out. The Tories manage to take that outrage and direct it at benefit claimants. It's genius. Evil genius.

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