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Beard Quotes

A shave of humor and history, one whisker at a time.

From a wartime lack of shaving facilities to reality-TV siblings comparing whose beard is tidiest, this set treats facial hair as both practical necessity and personal signature.

Throughout this evolution from left to right, Beard always detested war. Hence his writings were slanted to show that the military side of history was insignificant or a mere reflection of economic forces.

Quotes by Samuel E. Morison

Yes, the hunky barista looks even more terrifically masculine with three days' growth on his chin. Guys under 50 mostly do. But when your beard is partly or largely grey, that stubble can just look a little unwashed. Sadly, when...

Quotes by Russell Smith

Conor McGregor has a beard because of me, because I'm the one who allowed it. If it wasn't for me, none of these guys would have a beard. The same thing with the belly. Fighters who don't look like bodybuilders...

Quotes by Roy Nelson

When I was 15, I was wearing sandals and corduroys, Guernsey, striped pullover, a beard that was hardly there, shades and a beret, and the goal was hanging out.

Quotes by Roy Harper

When I was a kid, I had this idea that I would have a beard when I got older. I thought it'd be nice to rub my chin.

Quotes by Rosario Dawson

I was a bit of a late developer, and everyone was saying, 'Whatever you do, don't shave,' and I hadn't really started shaving. I remember rubbing the soot from a kettle on to my bumfluff to make it look more...

Quotes by Rory McCann

At various times in my undercover career I had either a full beard, a short-cropped beard, Fu Manchu, a plain simple moustache or just a goatee. We did that - generally we would have a look that we would maintain...

Quotes by Ron Stallworth

My beard is just an ongoing effort to hide my face as much as possible.

Quotes by Romesh Ranganathan

When I was presenting 'Animal Hospital,' the grey started to creep into my beard and moustache. I used my wife's mascara to darken it.

Quotes by Rolf Harris

I look like Scooby-Doo in a beard.

Quotes by Rocky Wirtz

You know, I'm an egg-heady scientist with a large beard and like Birkenstocks.

Quotes by Robert Sapolsky

I have very liberal parents. People forget that Fidel Castro was on the cover of 'Time' magazine, and the one that I remember the most - it's not necessarily my favorite - was when they dressed me as Castro when...

Quotes by Robert Englund

It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like. Either you take out at lunch or you don't eat. So I opted not to eat, 'cause having to put it on twice is horrific.

Quotes by Robbie Coltrane

What actually happened with 'Miracle' was that someone saw me in 'Jurassic Park' and said, 'We want someone with a white beard - how about him?' I've got a round face, white hair, a white beard. I can wear half-moon...

Quotes by Richard Attenborough

Since I played a warrior in 'Magadheera,' my character sported shoulder-length hair and a thick beard.

Quotes by Ram Charan

Every director I've ever admired has a beard.

Quotes by Peter Horton

Christmas movies, it's a hard thing to do. The danger is you just end up with a Hollywood star with a Santa beard. You risk it being fake and cheesy and not real.

Quotes by Peter Baynham

The image we have of bin Laden in his final years in Abbottabad is of an aging man with a graying beard watching old footage of himself; just another suburban dad flipping though the channels with his remote.

Quotes by Peter Bergen

In all the towns and villages it controls, ISIS has implemented its very conservative version of Sharia. Rules on appearance are strictly enforced: a beard for men, the full veil for women. This is required for the whole population.

Quotes by Paul Wood

When you're a kid, and someone's an artist, you think of Leonardo da Vinci. You don't think that's a job; you just think of a man with a beard, painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

Quotes by Noel Fielding

Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of quotes are in the Beard collection?
A mix of lighthearted observations about grooming and personality, plus a few practical reflections on why someone might grow facial hair in difficult circumstances.
Why do beard quotes get so much attention?
Facial hair is often tied to identity and public image, so fans and observers alike enjoy commenting on how someone wears or maintains theirs.
Are these quotes serious or funny?
Mostly playful. Several compare different beard styles among family members or castmates, poking fun at grooming habits rather than making a deep statement.
Is there a historical angle to any of these quotes?
Yes, one reflects on the practical difficulty of shaving during wartime conditions, showing a beard can be born of necessity rather than choice.
Where can I read more quotes about personal style?
Check out Hair for related grooming reflections, or Grow for quotes about patience and change.

Curious how the theme connects to other looks? Check out Hair for more on personal style, or head to Grow for lines on patience and change.

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Quotes: You, Me, People, Think, Life, Time, Love, Like, Good, Work

Jokes: Music, School, Funny, Food, Political, Science, Hindi, Relationship, Technology, Dad

Shayari: Love, Best, Man, Long, School, Funny, Parents, 2 Line, Sad, Politics

Slogans: Education, Health, Peace, Sports, Democracy, Company, Poverty, Innovation, Environment, Diversity

Wishes: Mother, Father, Wife, Brother, Teacher, Travel, Son, Doctor, Daughter, Husband

Images: Love, Status, Nature, Sad, Attitude, Romantic, Friendship, Birthday, Inspirational, Motivational

Status: Life, Love, Short, Money, God, Art, Happy, Funny, Father, Success

Anmol Vachan: Life, Time, Love, Man, Family, God, Change, Mother, Hope, Father

Suvichar: Life, Time, Love, Family, God, Mother, Hope, Father, Truth, Success

Prayers: Work, Family, Believe, Short, School, Children, Mother, Hope, Father, Success

Captions: Love, Music, Family, Short, Funny, Nature, Sad, Food, Night, Dad

Riddles: Love, Short, School, History, Funny, Nature, Food, Science, Hard, Hindi

Messages: Love, Friendship, Birthday, Motivational, Anniversary, Sorry, New Year, Welcome, Good Night, Thank You

Rhymes: Short, School, Hindi, Action, Animal, Baby, Classic, ABC, Bedtime, Alphabet

Poems: Life, Love, Short, School, Mother, Hope, Father, Nature, Sad, Freedom

Stories: Love, Short, Funny, True, Hindi, Friendship, Animal, Kids, Inspirational, Motivational

Speeches: Leadership, Motivational, Welcome, Thank You, Gandhi Jayanti, Children's Day, Retirement, Graduation, Independence Day, Teacher's Day

Chalisa: Hanuman, Krishna, shiv, Durga, Ram, Ganesh, Saraswati, Lakshmi, Vishnu, Navgraha

Aarti: Hanuman, Krishna, shiv, Durga, Ram, Ganesh, Saraswati, Lakshmi, Vishnu, Kali

Doha: General, Kabir, Tulsidas, Vrind, Rahim

Mantras: Money, Morning, Positive, Guru, Hanuman, Krishna, Shiva, Durga, Ganesh, Surya

Bhajan: Hindi, Morning, Evening, Navratri, Hanuman, Krishna, Shiva, Durga, Ram, Ganesh

Ghazals: Love, Sad, Hindi, Romantic, Zindagi, Modern, Classic, Mohabbat, Dosti, Urdu