Stand Up Comedy Quotes

Most Famous Stand Up Comedy Quotes of All Time!

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I used to devour a lot of stand-up comedy in my cousin's basement. He had cable and I didn't, so I went there and saw all the comedians.

Quotes by Sebastian Maniscalco

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.

Quotes by Sam Kinison

When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.

Quotes by Sam Kinison

I started pursuing stand-up comedy in 12th grade.

Quotes by Jermaine Fowler

'Stand-Up Planet' was Anthony Bourdain-meets-stand-up comedy.

Quotes by Hasan Minhaj

I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.

Quotes by Drew Carey

Stand-up comedy is not for the faint-hearted or the thin-skinned.

Quotes by Dominic Holland

Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors.

Quotes by Dave Foley

Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession.

Quotes by Aziz Ansari

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