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I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
I'm a one-man idiot.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
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Today's Quote
You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they're gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
शौक तो उन्हे भी था तितलियाँ पकडने का,
मगर कचरा बिन रहे है की घर में चूल्हा जले !!
Today's Joke
एक ताऊ मरने ही वाला था..
घरवालों ने कहा- अब तो भगवान का नाम ले लो...
ताऊ- अब क्या नाम...
Today's Status
Every night I fall asleep dreaming about what it would be like to hug you during the day and I...
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
As you go out today to make ends meet, may God get there before you to clear the way; may...
Prayer Of The Day