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I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned. But you've got to want it.

There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.

The second series is always my favourite as a writer/director; you can hit the ground running... so that's fun.

What makes 'Derek' a different kind of sitcom - if it is even a sitcom - is its sincerity.

I've got re-addicted to normal people, which is the loveliest thing to write about.

Proper stupidity is fascinating.

The best script in the world doesn't work perfectly when you actually act it out. That's a law. That's a given. So you have to play with everything. And the more fun you have with it, the better the finished product.

I see my real job now as - never mind 'The Office,' 'Extras,' film career, Emmys - I want everyone in the world to know who Karl Pilkington is.

I really just want to make Karl Pilkington the new messiah.

All of my friends are oddities.

Stephen Merchant looks like a Muppet. I mean, he looks like Beaker.

Karl Pilkington has the roundest head, I think, in the world. It's not technically a deformity, but I've never seen anything quite that spherical.

Oh, let's face it: I hate everything in others.

The only thing that really depresses me is animal cruelty.

I love UFC, vigilante films, and any acts of merciless heroism.

I'm a fang-toothed, blob-nosed, slouchy slob.

Ego is hilarious - especially the vanity of a comedian. As soon as you see one start worrying about how cool he is or about how many stadiums he can fill, he stops being funny.

I like the ironic pomposity of a stand-up comedian. Like all those comedians thinking they can bring down Coca-Cola. They forget to be funny.

I don't do one-liners, because you don't learn anything about that comedian.

Science is constantly proved all the time. If we take something like any fiction, any holy book, and destroyed it, in a thousand years' time, that wouldn't come back just as it was. Whereas if we took every science book and every fact and destroyed them all, in a thousand years they'd all be back because all the same tests would be the same result.

Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!

The grass isn't always greener on the other side!

Where there's a will - there's a relative!

Why buy a book when you can join a library.

Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.

You should make something. You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what it is. It doesn't matter if it's a table or a film or gardening-everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say, 'I did that.'

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