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Only fools are positive.

I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.

We're not nearly as violent as the westerns.

I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.

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Today's Quote

You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they're gonna get rich off of the merchandise.

Quote Of The Day

Today's Shayari

शौक तो उन्हे भी था तितलियाँ पकडने का,
मगर कचरा बिन रहे है की घर में चूल्हा जले !!

Shayari Of The Day

Today's Joke

एक ताऊ मरने ही वाला था..
घरवालों ने कहा- अब तो भगवान का नाम ले लो...

ताऊ- अब क्या नाम...

Joke Of The Day

Today's Status

Every night I fall asleep dreaming about what it would be like to hug you during the day and I...

Status Of The Day

Today's Prayer

As you go out today to make ends meet, may God get there before you to clear the way; may...

Prayer Of The Day

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