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Only fools are positive.

I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.

We're not nearly as violent as the westerns.

I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.

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Today's Quote

Each year I host a leadership summit in my district, and my biggest advice to young people is get experience....

Quote Of The Day

Today's Shayari

मुस्कुरा दूंगा सुबह तो होने दो
रात है भारी इसे कट जाने दो ...

Shayari Of The Day

Today's Joke

टीचर – अच्छा बच्चों बताओ

ड्राइवर और कंडक्टर में क्या फर्क
होता है

पप्पू – गुरु जी,
कंडक्टर सो गया...

Joke Of The Day

Today's Status

If someone tells you that you are ugly.. well, just be nice and say.. excuse me. I’m NOT YOUR MIRROR.

Status Of The Day

Today's Prayer

Dear God, thank you for the overflowing blessings
you have poured out this morning.
Thank you for taking good care...

Prayer Of The Day