I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent.
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I didn't even have pierced ears. They put four holes in each ear, and, weirdly, that hurt the most.
We read Greek and Norse mythology until it came out of our ears. And the Bible.
It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears.
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Public sector employees are the eyes and ears on the ground for the communities they serve.
Art Quotes
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears.
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I learned snails don't have ears. They live in silence. They go slowly. Slowly, slowly in silence.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What kind of quotes about ears are on this page?
The page mixes self-deprecating humor about being 'bent' between the ears with lighter, more playful lines, like the idea that even the ears must dance when hearing good music.
Why would someone search for quotes about ears?
People often look for ears quotes for their wit or wordplay, since the phrase covers everything from jokes about stubbornness to poetic descriptions of listening and sound.
Is there a joke about ears and intelligence in this collection?
Yes, one quote jokes that the twelve inches between elbow and palm are no trouble at all, but the seven inches between the ears are what's really bent, playing on distance as a stand-in for good sense.
Does any quote connect ears to persuasion or argument?
Yes, one older quote points out how difficult it is to reason with an empty stomach, since, unlike a person, the belly simply has nothing it can listen with.
Is there a quote about how ears are perceived physically?
Yes, one quote mentions people thinking the speaker has elfish ears, a lighthearted comment about physical appearance rather than hearing or listening.
