Clive James Quotes
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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.
It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.
Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.
Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.
Whoever called snooker 'chess with balls' was rude, but right.
A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.
Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire.
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
Anyone afraid of what he thinks television does to the world is probably just afraid of the world.
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Today's Shayari
इल्ज़ाम तो हर हाल में काँटों पे ही लगेगा,
ये सोचकर अक्सर फूल भी चुपचाप ज़ख्म दे जातें हैं !
Today's Joke
दामाद ससुर सेः पापाजी आपकी लाडली ने नाक में दम कर रखा है..!
ससुरः बेटा मेरे बारे में सोचो.. मेरे...
Today's Status
Life is like a book. Each day like a new page. So let the first words you write be Good...
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
My prayer for you this morning is for Jesus to take the wheel in all your situations. Have a fruitful...
Prayer Of The Day