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Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'

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Today's Quote

My goal every year is to come in and be consistent. It doesn't matter if it's the first game of...

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Today's Shayari

करूँ क्यों फ़िक्र मौत के बाद जगह कहाँ मिलेगी
जहाँ होगी दोस्तों की महफिलें, मेरी रूह वहाँ मिलेगी

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Today's Joke

एक प्रतियोगिता में पूछा गया कि एक ऐसा वाक्य बनाओ,
जिसमें दुविधा, जिज्ञासा, डर, शांति, क्रोध, हिंसा और साथ-साथ खुशी...

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Today's Status

To all, to each, a fair good-night, and pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.

Status Of The Day

Today's Prayer

I pray that as I walk through this earth, let signs and wonders follow me all the days of my...

Prayer Of The Day