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Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'

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Today's Quote

I never really got paid for 'Tell It Like Is,' but I look back at it and say God knew...

Quote Of The Day

Today's Shayari

तुझे चाहा, तुझे बताया, पर हक़ न जताया कभी,
तुझसे दूर होकर खुद रोये बहुत, पर तुझको न सताया कभी।।

Shayari Of The Day

Today's Joke

पत्रकार :
कश्मीर के हालात बहुत खराब है,
सीमा पर गोलीबारी हो रही है,
आपका क्या कहना है ?

राहुल...

Joke Of The Day

Today's Status

Each morning sees some task begin, Each evening sees it close; Something attempted, something is done, Has earned a night’s...

Status Of The Day

Today's Prayer

I worship you king of glory and I love you with everything in me. I thank you for creating me...

Prayer Of The Day

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