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Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'

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Today's Quote

Experience is everything in this league.

Quote Of The Day

Today's Shayari

कौन पूछता है पिंजरे मे बंद पंछियों को...
याद वही आते है जो उड़ जाते हैं...!!

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Today's Joke

चिंटू आधा किलो लड्डू खाकर बिना पैसे दिए जाने लगा
दुकानदार: भाई पैसे तो दे
चिंटू: पैसे तो नहीं है।...

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Today's Status

Sympathizing and selfish people are alike, both given to tears.

Status Of The Day

Today's Prayer

Lord, exceed my financial expectation in this situation. Give me the miracle money that will solve this problem immediately in...

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