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Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'

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The music of the Clovers and Spaniels and the rest was like candy to me. I couldn't get enough; my...

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दिल उठ सा गया है इन बे-रंग लोगों से,
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मैंने कल अपने एक स्कूल टाइम के दोस्त को फोन किया और पूछा कि वो क्या कर रहा है,
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May the beautiful evening sun, photobomb all the romantic selfies you take with your special someone. #good_evening

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Start this Friday with all the energy you can find. As the second ticks away, so will the blessings of...

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