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The producers want us to sell, sell, sell. That's my little joke. That's what we do by day; by night, we're artists.
I think I'm a good joke writer. I'm also very scared that the last joke I wrote is the last joke I'll ever write.
Some comedy has turned into, 'Donald Trump's bad, isn't he?' That's a true statement. But where is your joke?
Dan Brown and the 'Da Vinci Code' have been around well over a decade now, and to be perfectly honest, both he and it have become a joke.
I often joke that I could write 'War and Peace' and make it sound like Geri Halliwell wrote it.
I think you make better jokes when you don't break logic for the joke, unless you make a movie just about jokes.
I used to joke that if acting didn't work out, poetry was my commonsense fallback.
Everyone recognizes that's a joke because obviously the number and shape of the pieces doesn't affect the size of the pizza. And similarly, the stocks, bonds, warrants, etc., issued don't affect the aggregate value of the firm.
When somebody says something as a joke, the British press take things and twist them.
The fact is, the Middle East has been going crazy for 50, 60, 70 years. So it's not like, 'Oh, I need an ISIS joke.'
I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
Most of my standup is about stuff that makes me uncomfortable. There are also things I don't joke about. I don't do jokes about the people who helped me get sober.
It would be a bitter cosmic joke if we destroy ourselves due to atrophy of the imagination.
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