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And I admit it: there's a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you've written.

Quotes by Laura Wade

The joke around my office is that I've shaken many hands, but I've petted more dogs.

Quotes by Larry Hogan

We joke about it in the entertainment industry: Every actor wants to be a musician, and every musician wants to be an actor.

Quotes by Lance Bass

Anyone that knows me knows I love to joke around and have fun.

Quotes by Kyle Richards

I joke that I learned the essentials of storytelling from Hanna-Barbera, but I pretty much did. That kind of television is what enamored me as a kid, and that's what really got me hooked. You could say that's where it...

Quotes by Kurt Sutter

I've been joking that 'On the Road' is the prequel to 'The Road.' I don't know if that's a very good joke.

Quotes by Kodi Smit-McPhee

I joke with people - and Kyle Shanahan used to say this - that my swagger is having no swagger, but that kind of becomes my thing.

Quotes by Kirk Cousins

It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!

Quotes by Kevin Nealon

I think you can safely joke about anything. Mostly.

Quotes by Katya Zamolodchikova

Anything that I'm passionate about and surprises me usually ends up turning into a joke simply because I have questions about it and I'm curious and I want to talk about it.

Quotes by Katherine Ryan

I joke that I'm in the market for a cabin in the woods, and, at some point, I won't be joking anymore.

Quotes by Kasie Hunt

I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.

Quotes by Kanye West

I think we are aware that post-racialism isn't real, right? I mean, I hope so. I kind of joke that we're post-post-racial.

Quotes by Justin Simien

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke.

Quotes by Julian Clary

I don't really believe in lucky things, but I wear lucky underwear as a joke.

Quotes by Julia Mancuso

A true Englishman doesn't joke when he is talking about so serious a thing as a wager.

Jules Verne

I think those that are holier-than-thou don't make jokes. They take themselves too seriously and Peeta doesn't take himself too seriously. This is what I believe in and I'm comfortable with that and I can make a joke here and...

Quotes by Josh Hutcherson

A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth.

Joseph Conrad

Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline.

Quotes by John Lloyd

I always joke that a makeup-free day is good for the pores.

Quotes by John King

Frequently Asked Questions

What's this collection's overall take on jokes?
It's mostly about the craft and experience of joking, from happily owning being "a ham" who likes "to joke around," to more self-aware reflections on how jokes actually land.
Does any quote talk about how a joke is delivered?
Yes - one quote describes a deliberate technique for softening criticism: "I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke," following a hard truth with humor.
Is there a quote about gender differences in comedy?
Yes, one speaker observes a double standard they experienced firsthand: "A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh," presented as their own personal observation.
Is there a quote about not understanding your own comedic effect?
Yes - one speaker admits, "I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing," a candid, self-deprecating take on being funny by accident.
Where can I find more quotes purely about humor and wit?
See the Humor and Wit quote collections.

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