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Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
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Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway.
In television, there are so many things between you making a joke and the audience seeing it. It's like an assault course.
It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom.
I found, especially with stand-up, that if a premise works, you can make the joke work. If a premise doesn't work, you can't force it to.
As a comedy writer, I'm always praying for the day I can tell a self-aware/break-the-fourth-wall style of joke.
I have no idea how to use social media for anything other than forwarding a good fart joke.
I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.
A novel wouldn't be a book if there weren't some flights of fancy on the part of the author, stopping time to examine things, or to tell a joke.
I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter who sang Boots. I take my music very seriously and studied very hard. It's not a joke to me.
I always joke that I'm a British actress trying to break into Scandinavian TV.
I was afraid no one would laugh, and I wanted to pretend I wasn't noticing the audience. I didn't want the audience to get the idea I was telling a joke and waiting for a laugh.
There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
It would be a joke to compare Gerd Muller to other strikers. What he achieved, the number of games and the goals scored, is unique. That's what I have told him in person.
Most shows find themselves descending into sentimentality or earnestness at some point but, with 'Community,' the joke is always on.
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