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I joke, but only half joke, that if you show up in an American hospital missing a finger, no one will believe you until they get a CAT scan, MRI and orthopedic consult.

Quotes by Abraham Verghese

9

It's almost a joke how good I am at charades. Not to pat my own back, but I'm literally - I'm kind of unstoppable.

Quotes by Wilson Bethel

8

When someone says, 'I recognize you,' I'll say, 'Congratulations on having a TV.' It's a little joke.

Quotes by Willam Belli

7

I am a ham, I like to joke around.

Quotes by Weyes Blood

Emotion Quotes

6

A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.

Quotes by Wanda Sykes

5

If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches...

Quotes by Wanda Sykes

4

I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.

Quotes by Wallace Shawn

3

Venom was a joke in the '80s, their heavy metal music sucked big time, and I really have no interest in them - not then, not now.

Quotes by Varg Vikernes

2

Vanity was a joke. She was an image created to make money.

Quotes by Vanity

Humor Quotes

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My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.

Quotes by Vanessa Bayer

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