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That's the joke about confinement pigs: they taste like whatever sauce you cook them with.
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I have a lot of funny friends, and we joke a lot, but I've never really played comedic parts.
When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.
When I came back to New York, it was such a joke because I was always referred to as the pure young poet who wasn't in it for what he could get out of it. And all of a sudden,...
Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public.
You can't teach standup comedy. You can teach someone how to formulate a joke, but making it funny is different.
We have this joke in England that half the people want me to be prime minister, and the other half want me shot.
We always have a little comedy. It's the Marvel secret sauce. I think it's what helps Marvel resonate with the audience, that, yes, we're in the joke, too.
Whenever I passed by a Chinese restaurant in a car, I'd joke to my friends, 'Oh yeah, my uncle owns that place.'
Lacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that's a good thing.
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.
We've always had a philosophy that we would always go wherever the joke is.
The Danes don't take themselves seriously at all and look for the joke in everything. Us Scots are on the same line of latitude and have the same amount of light, which may be why we have a similar sense...
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