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A symphony is no joke.

Quotes by Johannes Brahms

That's the joke about confinement pigs: they taste like whatever sauce you cook them with.

Quotes by Joel Salatin

I have a lot of funny friends, and we joke a lot, but I've never really played comedic parts.

Quotes by Joel Kinnaman

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

Quotes by Joe Bob Briggs

When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.

Quotes by Joan Van Ark

If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.

Quotes by Jimmy Nail

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

Quotes by Jimmy Carr

When I came back to New York, it was such a joke because I was always referred to as the pure young poet who wasn't in it for what he could get out of it. And all of a sudden,...

Quotes by Jim Carroll

Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public.

Quotes by Jessica Mitford

You can't teach standup comedy. You can teach someone how to formulate a joke, but making it funny is different.

Quotes by Jermaine Fowler

We have this joke in England that half the people want me to be prime minister, and the other half want me shot.

Quotes by Jeremy Kyle

We always have a little comedy. It's the Marvel secret sauce. I think it's what helps Marvel resonate with the audience, that, yes, we're in the joke, too.

Quotes by Jeph Loeb

Whenever I passed by a Chinese restaurant in a car, I'd joke to my friends, 'Oh yeah, my uncle owns that place.'

Quotes by Jenny Zhang

Lacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that's a good thing.

Quotes by Jennifer Saunders

I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke!

Quotes by Jennifer Damiano

I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke.

Quotes by Jenifer Lewis

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

Quotes by Jeff Ross

I try to write as serious as possible, and then a joke slips in.

Quotes by Jeff Lindsay

We've always had a philosophy that we would always go wherever the joke is.

Quotes by Jay Chandrasekhar

The Danes don't take themselves seriously at all and look for the joke in everything. Us Scots are on the same line of latitude and have the same amount of light, which may be why we have a similar sense...

Quotes by Jamie Sives

Frequently Asked Questions

What's this collection's overall take on jokes?
It's mostly about the craft and experience of joking, from happily owning being "a ham" who likes "to joke around," to more self-aware reflections on how jokes actually land.
Does any quote talk about how a joke is delivered?
Yes - one quote describes a deliberate technique for softening criticism: "I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke," following a hard truth with humor.
Is there a quote about gender differences in comedy?
Yes, one speaker observes a double standard they experienced firsthand: "A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh," presented as their own personal observation.
Is there a quote about not understanding your own comedic effect?
Yes - one speaker admits, "I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing," a candid, self-deprecating take on being funny by accident.
Where can I find more quotes purely about humor and wit?
See the Humor and Wit quote collections.

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