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I had this website that, at one point, I listed myself as 'actor, writer, comedian, and fart enthusiast' just because I thought that would be a really clear joke.

Quotes by Thomas Middleditch

The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.

Quotes by Theodor W. Adorno

Postmodernism is among other things a sick joke at the expense of revolutionary avant-gardism.

Quotes by Terry Eagleton

The Pakistan Cricket Board is a long-standing joke, its chairmen replaced with every change of government.

Quotes by Tariq Ali

Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.

Quotes by T. S. Eliot

Prior to 'Tokyo Drift,' the iconic perception of Asians in Hollywood films has been either the Kung Fu guy, the Yakuza guy or some technical genius. It used to be such a joke, to be laughed at rather than with.

Quotes by Sung Kang

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

Steven Wright

I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life.

Quotes by Steven Bochco

What I find shocking is that there's this thought process that Hillary Clinton is going to be president of the United States, and to even think of Donald Trump is a joke.

Quotes by Steve Bannon

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

Quotes by Spike Milligan

That L.A. traffic is no joke.

Quotes by Spencer Paysinger

I'm a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I'll crack a joke, then worry if I've offended someone - even when they're laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying.

Quotes by Sophia Bush

It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic - another joke marriage.

Quotes by Sophia Bush

I agree with Sophocles: the greatest luck is not to have been born - but, as the joke goes on, very few people succeed in it.

Quotes by Slavoj Zizek

If you keep up with pop culture, everybody knows the joke.

Quotes by Shawn Wayans

The joke we always say is that WWE doesn't pay us to wrestle, they pay us to travel.

Quotes by Seth Rollins

Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke.

Quotes by Seth Meyers

If I can relate to the joke, it's going to be funny.

Quotes by Sebastian Maniscalco

I once did a flip-flop joke in San Diego, and I got booed... but it's all in good fun.

Quotes by Sebastian Maniscalco

What I've said before, only half in joke, is that everybody in Ireland is famous. Or, maybe better, say everybody is familiar.

Quotes by Seamus Heaney

Frequently Asked Questions

What's this collection's overall take on jokes?
It's mostly about the craft and experience of joking, from happily owning being "a ham" who likes "to joke around," to more self-aware reflections on how jokes actually land.
Does any quote talk about how a joke is delivered?
Yes - one quote describes a deliberate technique for softening criticism: "I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke," following a hard truth with humor.
Is there a quote about gender differences in comedy?
Yes, one speaker observes a double standard they experienced firsthand: "A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh," presented as their own personal observation.
Is there a quote about not understanding your own comedic effect?
Yes - one speaker admits, "I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing," a candid, self-deprecating take on being funny by accident.
Where can I find more quotes purely about humor and wit?
See the Humor and Wit quote collections.

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