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Peas are terrible and a joke food.

Quotes by Annie Murphy

The critics had an image of me, and they wouldn't accept any other... I was a cartoon character. A joke.

Quotes by Ann-Margret

My only rule about a joke is that it should be funny.

Quotes by Ann Coulter

I've realized that I can never not do the nail salon joke, and I will have to talk about Bon Qui Qui for eternity.

Quotes by Anjelah Johnson

I do a joke in my stand-up where I say I'm a Christian, but I'm not a Christian comedian. I think that's definitely how I see my acting. I'm an actor who happens to be a Christian.

Quotes by Anjelah Johnson

There's a joke that I do where I make fun of myself for being bow-legged, and I compare myself to a camel and how a camel walks and sits, and that has become a joke that people - when I...

Quotes by Anjelah Johnson

I never told a joke in my life.

Quotes by Andy Kaufman

Louis CK knows that just because a joke is using space as a resource instead of something to be crammed like a hamper, this doesn't mean a story isn't happening.

Quotes by Andrea Seigel

I go inside the Octagon for fight. I don't joke, because it's danger.

Quotes by Anderson Silva

Shaquille and I kind of joke we were the Christopher Columbus of social media. We're kind of out on a boat by ourselves going through these uncharted waters. But it's become more understood, embraced and accepted, and now it's pretty...

Quotes by Amy Jo Martin

Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.

Quotes by Ambrose Bierce

The fact that 'Mom' is not joke, joke, joke - and is investing in these characters and their lives, things that really happen to people - I think it's resonating, and that's why people are tuning into it and not...

Quotes by Allison Janney

'30 Rock' is probably one of my favorite shows. It's just joke after joke after joke.

Quotes by Alison Brie

I joke that I only play in World Cups.

Quotes by Ali Krieger

I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't.

Quotes by Alfred North Whitehead

It's easier to find the joke in something when you think, 'This - this is ridiculous.'

Quotes by Alexandra Petri

My friends always joke that I run on batteries.

Quotes by Alexander Wang

Gentle dullness ever loves a joke.

Quotes by Alexander Pope

Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke.

Quotes by Alex Winter

Me and the Rock do look a lot alike, and we're a similar build - that was a joke, by the way.

Quotes by Alex Wolff

Frequently Asked Questions

What's this collection's overall take on jokes?
It's mostly about the craft and experience of joking, from happily owning being "a ham" who likes "to joke around," to more self-aware reflections on how jokes actually land.
Does any quote talk about how a joke is delivered?
Yes - one quote describes a deliberate technique for softening criticism: "I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke," following a hard truth with humor.
Is there a quote about gender differences in comedy?
Yes, one speaker observes a double standard they experienced firsthand: "A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh," presented as their own personal observation.
Is there a quote about not understanding your own comedic effect?
Yes - one speaker admits, "I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing," a candid, self-deprecating take on being funny by accident.
Where can I find more quotes purely about humor and wit?
See the Humor and Wit quote collections.

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