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I'm not the comedy police, but you watch a movie, and everyone's laughing, and then you shake it out, and you realize, 'There's no joke there!'
When I'm up on stage and do a joke, half the people interpret it one way and half of them interpret it the way I want them to.
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I have a comic character - my sister said that I'm the victim of every joke I tell.
There is a standing joke in my family that I was born with a ladle in my hand.
The English had hit upon a splendid joke. They intended to catch me or to bring me down.
I got an email saying we were nominated for a Grammy, and I instantly thought it was a joke. So I started Googling the nominees, and there we were!
I have friends growing up in Egypt. I have friends in England. And they just can't believe that what I used to say, it used to be almost like a joke. I used to say I'll be in the NBA...
I don't know how to tell a joke. I never tell jokes. I can tell stories that happened to me... anecdotes. But never a joke.
Implying women are too weak to take a joke is *implicitlty* sexist, and ridiculous.
There's been lots of theater that uses hip-hop in it, but more often than not, it's used as a joke - isn't it hilarious that these characters are rapping. I treat it as a musical form, and a musical form...
I can joke around and do what I want and be great in my area and play around and be the best, but when I'm with Clams, he's the greatest and amazing, so I'm going to make sure I do...
I have been invited to do something called 'Celebrity MasterChef' in England, which, of course, I can't do. It's complete nonsense. You have to be a decent cook to begin with. I'd be the joke one.
You learn what can become a good joke and can be repeatable. You have a shorthand about how to introduce a joke to someone.
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