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It's funny, I had dinner with my dear friend John Spencer last night and I'm not in the first episode, but he's at the beginning of it and he was telling me about it and I thought this sounds very...

Quotes by Stockard Channing

'Matilda' is my favorite movie of all time. It's so funny. It's about this girl who's so independent and smart, and she has to learn how to get through all these challenges she faces, and she gets through them all...

Quotes by Storm Reid

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

Steven Wright

What's another word for Thesaurus?

Steven Wright

The funny thing is that I almost find it more difficult now to take a still picture than to be behind a moving camera. I'm just so much more inspired and comfortable and confident when I have that whole operation...

Quotes by Steven Klein

It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.

Quotes by Steven Michael Quezada

It's funny: There's a lot of comics on 'Breaking Bad.'

Quotes by Steven Michael Quezada

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

Quotes by Steven Crowder

It's funny how you call me a celebrity. Oh man.

Quotes by Steven Hill

I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.

Quotes by Steve Zahn

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

Quotes by Steve Toltz

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Steve Martin

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Steve Martin

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Steve Martin

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

Steve Martin

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.

Quotes by Steve Irwin

Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works.

Quotes by Steve Jobs

It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?

Quotes by Steve Hackett

There is this idea in comedy that you don't want to look like you care about your appearance because that takes away from what's real, what's important. And the real stuff is what's funny.

Quotes by Steve Howey

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