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I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat.

Quotes by Harold Wilson

As far as I'm concerned, 'The Caretaker' is funny up to a point. Beyond that, it ceases to be funny, and it was because of that point that I wrote it.

Quotes by Harold Pinter

Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.

Quotes by Harold Ramis

Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.

Quotes by Harold Ramis

I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.

Quotes by Harold Ramis

Films are big hits when they touch a lot of people. Things are not funny in a vacuum, they're funny because we respond to some personal dislocation, some embarrassment, some humiliation, some pain we've suffered, or some desire we have.

Quotes by Harold Ramis

Comedy and tragedy co-exist. You can't have one without the other. I'm of the school that anything can be funny if seen from a comedic point of view.

Quotes by Harold Ramis

I had a dream cast when Dan first went off and wrote 'Ghostbusters 3' by himself. It was so long ago that my dream cast was Ben Stiller, Chris Farley, and Chris Rock. That would have been cool. Now, a lot of time has passed, and there are a lot of young funny people.

Quotes by Harold Ramis

I was walking around bored one day, and I started filming stuff with my cellphone. There are all these shows where people are trying to do these outrageous stunts, and I thought it would be funny to do all these stunts that aren't outrageous but then act like they are.

Quotes by Harland Williams

I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time's chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred.

Quotes by Harold Brodkey

One of the fun things about unreliable narrators is they can be funny. You can admire things about them and laugh with them.

Quotes by Hanya Yanagihara

My theatre is not a conventional one. It is bold, serious, funny, confronting. It is anything but boring.

Quotes by Haris Pasovic

Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy!

Quotes by Hannah Murray

Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.

Quotes by Hannah Simone

It's funny, I was talking to somebody who writes for a cop show, and he was saying how they aren't allowed to acknowledge Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, just because it has to be able to play forever.

Quotes by Hannah Simone

I'm doin' something different. I mean, I talk a little bit about race and interracial dating, but it's not the heart of my act. I just try to do what I think is funny; there's no huge message or through line.

Quotes by Hannibal Buress

It makes me mad to hear these popular orchestras make a jammed-up comedy of a song like 'Wreck on the Highway.' It ain't a funny song.

Quotes by Hank Williams

Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in.

Quotes by Hank Azaria

You can't be funny for funny's sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do.

Quotes by Hank Azaria

It is so funny because I was always embarrassed because I never had formal training in acting.

Quotes by Haley Bennett

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

Quotes by H. L. Mencken

You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no?

Quotes by H. R. Giger

You know, I said I have this problem that I need to more carefully read Akron's text because it's too much, too much fantasy, and so I am busy with other stuff - it's funny, it's nice to hear that someone is studying that carefully and now I know a little bit more about that.

Quotes by H. R. Giger

That's what you don't see about coach Saban. He's a very funny guy.

Quotes by Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

I'm a funny guy. I love to laugh. I love to have a good time. You'll never see me down or, before the game, looking mad. I'm just not that type of person.

Quotes by Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl!

Quotes by Hailee Steinfeld

It's funny because when you're a Welshman living in England, you always get the mickey taken out of you for being Welsh, and then when you go to Wales with an English accent because you were born in Bristol and grew up in Birmingham, they say you're English. You can never win.

Quotes by Gwilym Lee

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

Quotes by H. G. Wells

You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.

Quotes by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

David Wain's character on 'Bob's Burgers' is really funny and silly and makes me laugh.

Quotes by H. Jon Benjamin

Voice actors I used to know who were starting out in comedy were guys who did a lot of voices. They were usually comedy actors who developed their comedy by doing tons of impressions and voices that were usually very funny. And I never did any of that, so that's, I guess, why I don't consider myself a voice actor.

Quotes by H. Jon Benjamin

I connect to humor really deeply, so I feel really comfortable just being in funny projects.

Quotes by Guillermo Diaz

I hit Instagram and Twitter as soon as I wake up. And then I check my texts and emails. It's funny that I check social media before I check my email.

Quotes by Guillermo Diaz

It's obviously funny to be a meme, so I could be down with it in that regard, but it also belittles one's art.

Quotes by Grimes

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Quotes by Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Quotes by Groucho Marx

If you're talking about Java in particular, Python is about the best fit you can get amongst all the other languages. Yet the funny thing is, from a language point of view, JavaScript has a lot in common with Python, but it is sort of a restricted subset.

Quotes by Guido van Rossum

In terms of sheer pleasure, Tom Stoppard was very big for me because he is so funny and so smart, and it felt delicious reading him.

Quotes by Greta Gerwig

When you write something you know, you're making a story that will work, whether or not there's bits taken. It's always funny to me when people say, 'Well, it's clearly autobiographical,' and I say, 'Well, how do you know my autobiography?' Certainly, there are things that are connected, but I just think it's a very interesting assumption.

Quotes by Greta Gerwig

I've gone through several cycles. When I was little, I was the cute kid with missing teeth and funny one-liners. Then I moved on to be the young guy who wanted to be a grownup.

Quotes by Gregory Smith

It's funny, I lived my first 38 years of my life with maybe one or two people ever saying that I looked like Greg Kinnear. As soon as I get into the entertainment industry, now it's 100 percent of people.

Quotes by Greg Poehler

It's funny because you know the novel process: you get the drafts, you get the galley, and then you get the galley proofs. You have opportunities to change things all along. But the further along in the process you go, the more careful you have to be in making those changes, and the smaller the changes have to be.

Quotes by Greg Rucka

Something about a performance - it's in the air, it's in the moment. It never really bothers me when something goes wrong; I think it's kind of funny.

Quotes by Greg Kurstin

Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.

Quotes by Greg Behrendt

I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny because people tell me I am, but when I watch myself, it doesn't make me laugh. Does that make sense? Because I know the jokes, and to me, I feel like I'm pulling the wool over people's eyes. And there are probably people who do not enjoy what I do.

Quotes by Greg Behrendt

I was always funny, but I wasn't a great musician, and I wanted to be a musician way more than I wanted to be a comic. I just didn't think comedians were cool when I was a kid.

Quotes by Greg Behrendt

Humour is learned behaviour, and I know exactly why I learned to be funny. I did it from a very early age. My dad was a hilarious man, and the way we interacted was being silly together. It was a way to hold his attention.

Quotes by Greg Davies

I tend to develop my rambling anecdotes by actually getting up and performing them. That's the joy/horror of stand up - if you have the germ of an idea that you think might be funny, there is a way of finding out if it's funny very quickly.

Quotes by Greg Davies

If you're funny and working in education, I think the perception is that you're either inspirational or awful. So which was I? I suppose that depends on who you talk to.

Quotes by Greg Davies

You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?

Quotes by Graham Kennedy

You need to tune into a different way of being funny for kids. They're learning the rhythm of a joke.

Quotes by Graham Linehan

I like shows where the female characters are as funny as the male characters, not just commenting on how funny the male characters are.

Quotes by Graham Linehan

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous.

Quotes by Graham Linehan

Interestingly for me, modern rom coms have not always been funny - many of the iconic rom coms are more like light dramas with occasional comedic moments, often coming from secondary character.

Quotes by Graeme Simsion

It's funny: when I was a kid, my mom would reorganize the record collection all the time. She'd have classical, she'd have Celtic, she'd have rock and roll, and then she'd have female singers. And I don't like it that female singers are their own genre.

Quotes by Grace Potter

I'm a very spiritual person, and I believe in God and all that kind of stuff. So my perfect type of guy would be spiritually grounded, extremely respectful and funny because I love to laugh.

Quotes by Grace Gealey

I was a drummer in the bugle band in cadets. I marched. It's probably quite funny to look back on it.

Quotes by Gordon Lightfoot

I grew up in a funny way.

Quotes by Gordon Ramsay

I'm afraid that this is me getting on my high horse now but we have yob television, yob newspapers, and funny enough whereas it was my mum and dad, school, police, church who used to set the standards, now it's tabloids and yob television who set the standards by which people live.

Quotes by Gordon Strachan

I'm coming out of the belly of Iran. It was the only place I was free. It's funny - when I say that, everyone is like, 'What? Freedom?' But the freedom I felt in Iran I've never felt anywhere else. Freedom of mind, freedom of time, of spirit. But after a while, you're so wounded that if you continue thinking about Iran, it will kill you.

Quotes by Golshifteh Farahani

I have been working as an actor for 16-17 years now. The funny thing is I still feel awkward in communicating with the public as a star. It hasn't been long since my drama 'Goblin' ended, and I'm looking forward for some time to rest.

Quotes by Gong Yoo

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

Quotes by Gloria Steinem

My weave fell off. I was running in PE, and it got caught in a tree. People were looking at me funny.

Quotes by GloZell

My community grew on social media because I don't exclude anybody from any walk of life. The videos that I create are seen throughout the world and are funny no matter what language you speak.

Quotes by GloZell

It's a funny thing, life... as much as you don't want the sun to come up, it comes up the next day. Life continues on and you have to make a choice in how you handle it.

Quotes by Glenn McGrath

You know, it's funny how songs continue to grow and evolve and become a new and deeper reflection of your life.

Quotes by Gloria Estefan

One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don't know why they're doing it and it doesn't make any sense.

Quotes by Glenn Howerton

Funny money has always been the reason housing prices have risen too fast. First, it was liar loans and negative-amortizing mortgages, where the total amount you owed increased rather than decreased every month. We all know how that ended, with the global financial crisis of 2008.

Quotes by Glenn Kelman

I'm not really a line type of guy. I mean, pick-up lines work for some guys. You gotta really sell that thing hard. I did try one pick-up line, and it failed miserably. I thought it was really funny, but the girl didn't find it very funny.

Quotes by Glen Powell

It's so funny, because right now I'm very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, I'm probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now.

Quotes by Gillian Anderson

The funny thing, I guess, is that my husband ended up being the muse of a book about the worst marriage in the world, because if he hadn't consistently said, 'Don't censor yourself, don't worry about me' - if he'd been anxious and worried about it - then it would never have gotten written.

Quotes by Gillian Flynn

It's funny shooting movies because you get to see clubs during daylight hours, which no one should ever see - it's not pretty; there's a reason the lighting is dim in there.

Quotes by Gillian Jacobs

I've always wanted to work with Elizabeth Banks. She's so talented and funny, and she's become this force of nature - directing, producing. Being around her is kind of inspiring.

Quotes by Gillian Jacobs

I've never worked in my natural accent, having studied so hard to get rid of it when I moved to England as a child where I was bullied at school for 'talking funny.'

Quotes by Gina Bellman

It is funny how it is almost more painful to fall over and scrape your knee than to be blown up. Your body goes into incredible protection mode.

Quotes by Giles Duley

I don't play roulette, but it's funny: whenever somebody I know is going to Vegas, I'm like, 'Put it on black.'

Quotes by Gilbert Arenas

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.

Quotes by Gilbert Gottfried

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.

Quotes by Gertrude Stein

It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.

Quotes by Gertrude Stein

I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.

Quotes by Gertrude Stein

I'm funny with food, even if it's vegan. I like it well well, well, well done. I don't want anything there that reminds me of blood. I get mine extra well done. That way, when I look at it, I'm like, 'Okay, cool.'

Quotes by Ghostface Killah

I have played old ladies since I was 17 years old, and very convincingly. I've always looked funny and was too tall to play the leads and so had to play the grandmothers.

Quotes by Geraldine Page

I'm not really into destiny, but it's funny - I bumped into a woman who told me about an audition, and now I have a BAFTA.

Quotes by Georgina Campbell

It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant.

Quotes by Georgina Chapman

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

Quotes by George S. Kaufman

It's funny with fiction - once you cut something, it hasn't happened anymore.

Quotes by George Saunders

The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.

Quotes by George Saunders

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

George Orwell

There's nothing funny about violence. Death is a real thing.

Quotes by George Pelecanos

It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.

Quotes by George Lindsey

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

Quotes by George Lopez

I don't know if the art of stand-up will survive. Stand-up seems dated. Now you can do a mini-movie or a short with a beginning, middle, and end. A guy standing there seems a little old - especially when you can go on the Internet and see 'Funny or Die.'

Quotes by George Lopez

Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.

Quotes by George M. Cohan

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.

Quotes by George Jean Nathan

I don't think you can teach people how to be funny. You can make suggestions about how to speak a line or get a laugh, but it has to be in them.

Quotes by George Cukor

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.

George Eliot

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Quotes by George Carlin

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Quotes by George Carlin

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

Quotes by George Carlin

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Quotes by George Carlin

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

Quotes by George Carlin

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