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I studied natural resources planning and thought I could get a job at some marine park. But I was great at art and so-so at marine biology. It's funny how the two eventually came together.

Quotes by Stephen Hillenburg

The prospects for a coherent, hilarious and consistent American comedy seem to lessen every year, as the poor waterlogged, gassy corpse called 'Evan Almighty' proved when it floated ashore recently. So there's a temptation to think too highly of Robin...

Quotes by Stephen Hunter

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

Quotes by Stephen Fry

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

Quotes by Stephen Hawking

I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny.

Quotes by Stephen Dorff

I liked comedy as a kid. When I was a kid, I'd go to sleep to, like, Bill Cosby albums every night. I'd listen to 'Bill Cosby Is A Very Funny Fellow... Right!' and 'Wonderfulness,' which are two of his...

Quotes by Stephen Colbert

Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth.

Quotes by Stephen Baldwin

When I'm on the set at 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,' of course the content isn't funny, but the other actors are hilarious.

Quotes by Stephanie March

Sex is funny and love is serious.

Quotes by Stephan Jenkins

The principles of comedy are the principles of comedy. I can hear funny.

Quotes by Stephan Pastis

I remember watching 'Colombo' a lot with my dad. That was one of the first detective shows I remember watching. And I remember my dad turning to me - my dad loves to turn to me and explain why things...

Quotes by Stephanie Beatriz

All directors are control freaks and very obsessive. I get the feeling that directors as kids, they all have had a childhood with not too much contact with other kids. They constructed their own reality and they continue to do...

Quotes by Stellan Skarsgard

What's funny is that all the artists I've collaborated with, I get this feeling that they want me to win. They're always asking my opinion, always giving me advice.

Quotes by Stefflon Don

It was very hard to make 'Funny Face' in Paris because making movies is difficult and making a movie in a city that was glorious, that was unique and surprising, to get it, to put it on film you have...

Quotes by Stanley Donen

There's a long history of anthropomorphic animals in Japanese literature. The so-called 'funny animal scrolls' were the first narratives in Japanese history, and the heroes of many folk tales have animals as their companions.

Quotes by Stan Sakai

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

Quotes by Stan Freberg

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

Quotes by Spike Milligan

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Quotes by Spike Milligan

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Quotes by Spike Milligan

I was a very quiet child growing up. I always knew that I was funny - I just never put it to use.

Quotes by Spoken Reasons

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