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Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

I understand your new play is full of single entendres.

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

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Today's Quote

My dad played junior college basketball, and he always showed me clips of Michael Jordan.

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Today's Shayari

चलो अच्छा हुआ, जो तुम मेरे दर पे नहीं आए,
तुम झुकते नहीं और मैं चौखटें ऊँची कर नहीं पाता...!

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Today's Joke

शिक्षक : इरादे बुलंद रखना चाहिए,
क्योंकि कहते हैं कि इरादा बुलंद हो तो पत्थर से भी पानी निकाला जा...

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Today's Status

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.

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Today's Prayer

I’m seated in heavenly places in Christ Jesus, I rule over situations and challenges, and I’m victorious all the days...

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