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Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

I understand your new play is full of single entendres.

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

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In committing an estimated 3,000 U.S. forces to join international Ebola relief efforts in West Africa, President Obama seems to...

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अजीब अंधेरा है ए इश्क़ तेरी मैफिल में,
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ना मैं चुनाव लड़ रही हूं,
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Show me that you mean more than life to me. Manifest your names unto me and give me an encounter...

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