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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Quotes by Zsa Zsa Gabor

9

Macho does not prove mucho.

Quotes by Zsa Zsa Gabor

8

It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.

Quotes by Zora Neale Hurston

7

I really like funny women. I'm drawn to women like Tina Fey and Amy Poehler and Kristen Wiig, Amy Schumer. They're writers, they're producers, they're actresses. They're brilliant, funny, excellent women.

Quotes by Zoe Foster Blake

6

Whenever I'm in the U.K., people say I have an American accent. Which is, obviously, funny.

Quotes by Zedd

5

It's funny how you never know who you're going to share your life with.

Quotes by Zal Batmanglij

4

You know, I've just always been sort of goofy and kind of gone with it. I actually usually work more in drama, but I have been floating back and forth with comedy, and somehow they keep giving me jobs in comedy, so I guess there's something funny about me.

Quotes by Zachary Knighton

3

Over the years, I learned that in my career, unlike in life, sometimes my wheelchair is its own automatic door opener. I was able to win the OWN competition by applying one simple principle: be funny, and admit you suck before anyone else can call you out on it. In other words, make the narrative of your failure a comedy.

Quotes by Zach Anner

2

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

Quotes by Zach Galifianakis

1

We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny.

Quotes by Zach Galifianakis

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