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Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.

Quotes by Thom Yorke

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

Quotes by Thomas A. Edison

They're just jokes, people. They can't all be funny.

Quotes by Theo Von

I did turn down 'The Virgin Suicides.' I talked to the producers about it, and I just honestly told them that I didn't get it. Is it supposed to be funny, is it a thriller, what is it?

Quotes by Terry Zwigoff

People like light and silly, and they like stuff that's really energetic, and you get a character in a film bouncing around and screaming, people laugh. That's all it takes. I don't find that funny. To me, what's funny is...

Quotes by Terry Zwigoff

I try to make a film that's very entertaining, very funny, but also gives you something to think about. And the strongest thing I have to offer is my point of view, to get across how I see the world...

Quotes by Terry Zwigoff

Fashion is a funny thing to talk about. I think what you wear is definitely an extension of you, but I also think it's totally arbitrary.

Quotes by Tessa Thompson

It's funny that I love golf so much because I'm not usually drawn to things I'm not so good at. It's all about practice and working and not getting discouraged.

Quotes by Tessa Virtue

Let's make some funny pictures.

Quotes by Tex Avery

The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things.

Quotes by Terry Jones

My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile.

Quotes by Terry Farrell

When you go back to 'Friends,' and you look at that as New York, there's no black people. That's not real. You're in New York City, and there's no black people at all. That's a little funny.

Quotes by Terry Crews

I call myself the Amusement Park. That's because I'm funny and scary at the same time.

Quotes by Terry Crews

But a funny thing happened four years later. I was invited to play for an alumni team against the Red Wings.

Quotes by Ted Lindsay

We don't sing about eating local produce or growing beards or anything like that. It's funny to find yourself in a position where people associate you with things that are completely arbitrary to your songs.

Quotes by Ted Dwane

But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny.

Quotes by Tea Leoni

I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot!

Quotes by Taylor Lautner

Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.

Quotes by Taylor Hawkins

Mr. Idris Elba is amazing! He happens to be British, but what's funny about him is that when he's speaking in his American dialect, he looks like he's a brother from the 'hood. But as soon as he brings out...

Quotes by Tasha Smith

I don't steer towards anything. I steer towards character and truth. If it's funny then so be it. If it's dramatic, so be it. I just steer towards characters.

Quotes by Tate Taylor

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