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And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have no way of finding out.

Quotes by Denis Norden

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.

Quotes by Denis Norden

It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan, it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.

Quotes by Denis Norden

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

Quotes by Demetri Martin

There is something irresistibly funny about a funeral. More basically, I think the point is that beyond the deepest tragedy, there is laughter. Even in the midst of tragedy, there is always the possibility for it.

Quotes by Del Close

It's a grim business, this being funny. Every time you come up with a strong, satiric idea, the world tops it.

Quotes by Del Close

I started writing 'Southern Baptist Sissies' right after I had written the screenplay for 'Sordid Lives', so that's when I started on a darker path in telling the truth about my journey in the church, but there was still a...

Quotes by Del Shores

With 'Pariah,' at the time, I had just come out. I had a coming out experience, and I was writing about it, transposing my experience as an adult: What would it have been like if I had been a teenager...

Quotes by Dee Rees

It's funny: your happiness is contingent on a bigger picture besides just yourself.

Quotes by Debra Granik

I was never an actress in high school. I didn't start acting until I was in my twenties. I was just a funny cheerleader. I hadn't even seen a show until I was in my twenties, so I was very...

Quotes by Debra Monk

I find it endlessly interesting, endlessly funny, the fact that we're rather arbitrarily divided up into these discrete humans and that your physical self, your physical attributes, your moment of history and the place where you were born determine who...

Quotes by Deborah Eisenberg

I always loved acting, and that's what I wanted to do. It's funny that my first big role is a role where I'm going into a studio to record my singing.

Quotes by Deborah Joy Winans

A family film is a very particular and explicit form. Family films typically include adult principles that are moral, but they should be as intelligent, funny, and intriguing as any other film.

Quotes by Dean Jones

I think actors who take things too far are funny.

Quotes by Dean Norris

Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people.

Quotes by Dax Shepard

I'm an off-road racecar driver. And I think every woman in my life has told me that's not a sensible hobby. But when I was growing, even more than I wanted to be funny, I wanted to be a racecar...

Quotes by Dax Shepard

Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian.

Quotes by David Zucker

I don't think there has been any increase in sophistication in the audience. When people are aware of a concept that's easy to understand, and there's an actor who will attract them to the theater and it's a movie that's...

Quotes by David Zucker

I think that came out of watching all those serious movies for all that time. If you watch a movie like Zero Hour, Sterling Hayden is pretty funny, and so are the guys in the cockpit.

Quotes by David Zucker

I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.

Quotes by David Zucker

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