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It's funny, one of my most solid carpet moments happened in the very beginning, before I started thinking that I needed all these other people to do my hair and makeup, and pick out my clothes. I wore a cheetah...

Quotes by Dawn Olivieri

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.

Quotes by David Walliams

It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe.

Quotes by David Walton

The thing about 'Harry Potter' is it's great fun because of the people - I was usually with Julie Walters and Mark Williams, Brendan Gleeson, Robbie Coltrane, and the kids. Wonderful, funny, amazing people. If you're going to hang around...

Quotes by David Thewlis

I used to write out of angst. My writing was quite miserable, quite angry, even when it was funny. It was based on this sadness and tired emotional disdain for the world.

Quotes by David Thewlis

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.

Quotes by David Sedaris

It's funny: I rarely reference anything, and I'm one of those people that doesn't really spend much time in other people's worlds. I just try and create my own and make it as distinctive as I can.

Quotes by David Slade

It's funny because it's funny.

Quotes by David Spade

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

Quotes by David Spade

I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.

Quotes by David Spade

You have to understand the tone of the movie, because if it's supposed to be funny, it can be funny violent like the Home Alone stuff, but you have to really understand the tone of what you're doing and make...

Quotes by David R. Ellis

Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.

Quotes by David Ogden Stiers

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

Quotes by David Ogilvy

Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true! That's why I always kill jokes. I'm terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I...

Quotes by David Mitchell

I want to be host of 'SNL.' I want to work with Steven Spielberg, Leonardo DiCaprio, J.J. Abrams, Emma Stone and Tim Burton, Sean Penn, Cameron Crowe. I want to work with Adam Sandler - he is so funny -...

Quotes by David Mazouz

I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny.

Quotes by David M. Evans

I used to regard genres as being embedded in cliches, and I always felt funny about the need we have to label things. But I'm happy to think of 'Starred Up' as a prison drama, although we tried to smuggle...

Quotes by David MacKenzie

It's a funny thing when you think you're dead. You're not terrified of it anymore. There's a sort of a epiphany to religious thing; it's not sort of church-based, but you end up with a serenity which you didn't have...

Quotes by David Lange

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Quotes by David Lee Roth

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

Quotes by David Letterman

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