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My background is all comedy. I've been doing improv since I was 17. It's funny, because when I meet people, I'm known as this guy who will punch you in the face or throw you out a window, when I...

Quotes by Derek Mears

It's funny, sometimes life just comes down to bringing a little bit of light to somebody when you can.

Quotes by Derek Trucks

If you're a comedian, it's a bit of a choice whether or not you want to be funny when you're not performing because it might feel disingenuous. In the same way, I don't show people magic tricks in social situations...

Quotes by Derren Brown

Some guys may play around and say a couple of things, but if I say it, I mean it. I may laugh, it may be funny, but if I say I'm going to get you, I'm going to get you.

Quotes by Deontay Wilder

Can someone's true value really be estimated? Maybe there needs to be an Edmunds.com for people on TV. That would be funny and possibly cruel.

Quotes by Derek Hough

I think for me, the thing that gets me in the right mindset is just watching something funny, something light, something that makes me feel good. Regardless of what it is - when you feel good, when you feel upbeat,...

Quotes by Derek Hough

I try to sign for as many kids as possible. Kids come first, and I'll always sign for a kid before an adult. It's funny, because I was never big into autographs as a kid. The only player who I...

Quotes by Derek Jeter

I wasn't a guy who grew up wanting to be in 'Funny Girl,' if you know what I mean. I wanted to be in the Beatles.

Quotes by Dennis DeYoung

One of the funny things in life to me is a guy who takes himself very seriously.

Quotes by Dennis Farina

I found that I could write two kinds of short stories: I could write very absurd, kind of surrealistic, funny stories; or I could write very dark, realistic - hyper-realistic - stories. I was never happy with that, because I...

Quotes by Dennis Lehane

I rant, therefore I am.

Quotes by Dennis Miller

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

Quotes by Dennis Miller

I love Mikhail Bulgakov. He is very original and takes the story to unexpected places. I didn't realise political writing could be so funny.

Quotes by Denise Mina

What's funny about Jesus' Son is that I never even wrote that book, I just wrote it down. I would tell these stories and people would say, You should write these things down.

Quotes by Denis Johnson

The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick...

Quotes by Denis Leary

Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish.

Quotes by Denis Leary

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.

Quotes by Denis Leary

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh. It's almost too funny to get an award.

Quotes by Denis Leary

I write what I think is funny and I write from a sense of popping a balloon or a sense of injustice, whether it's about yourself, or whether it's about something else. It's my worldview; it doesn't mean that everybody...

Quotes by Denis Leary

Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.

Quotes by Denis Leary

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