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I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.

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My goal is to leave this planet with the biggest carbon footprint I can possibly leave.

First of all, I have to have trucks because I live most of my time on a horse farm, so I've gotta have trucks. It's in the northeast; I've got to have pickup trucks to move snow, number one. Number...

If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.

It says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.'

I don't believe in the power of words.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the...

The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick...

Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer.

Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish.

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