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Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game.

Quotes by Doug TenNapel

When we go to see comedians or funny movies, they don't address the wall behind them; they face us. This is why a game's first job is to entertain through gameplay and secondarily through humor, drama, or other traditional entertainment...

Quotes by Doug TenNapel

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.

Quotes by Douglas Adams

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Quotes by Douglas Adams

Those who knew Lincoln described him as an extraordinarily funny man. Humor was an essential aspect of his temperament. He laughed, he explained, so he did not weep.

Quotes by Doris Kearns Goodwin

Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way.

Quotes by Doris Lessing

You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady.

Quotes by Doris Roberts

I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for.

Quotes by Donna Tartt

When I was a boy, I had a grand, big tape recorder, and I made late-night radio shows with glasses of water and funny voices. I just loved radio plays.

Quotes by Donovan

Some call-in moderators are neutral and courteous. Then there's Rush Limbaugh, who is funny and pompous and a scapegoater and hatemonger. His popularity could cause you to draw some terrible conclusions about the state of mind of the American people....

Quotes by Donella Meadows

You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.

Quotes by Donald Trump

Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.

Quotes by Donald Glover

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

Quotes by Donald Glover

I am built funny. Picture Mark Twain's head on Ichabod Crane's body. Now hold your mental picture to the light and crumple it.

Quotes by Donald McCaig

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

Quotes by Don Rickles

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

Quotes by Don Rickles

You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

Quotes by Don Rickles

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

Quotes by Don Rickles

Funny is funny.

Quotes by Don Rickles

If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance.

Quotes by Don Rickles

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