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I have a lot of personality and I'm funny.

Quotes by EJ Johnson

One of the things I love about Helena Bonham Carter is that she is ravishing, but she does as much as she can to play it down and look funny. She doesn't let her looks get in the way. I...

Quotes by Eileen Atkins

Tech is a funny industry; I don't think there is any other industry on the planet that reinvents itself every 10-12 years.

Quotes by Edward Zander

The funny thing is, when you look at photos of Tuvia Bielski, he was fair, blue-eyed, and could pass for a Gentile.

Quotes by Edward Zwick

A funny thing about near-future stories: the future catches up to them. If the author is unlucky, the future catches up faster than the book can get out the door.

Quotes by Edward M. Lerner

It's to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start with, adding oil as I go along until the medium becomes pure oil. I use as little oil...

Quotes by Edward Hopper

Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.

Quotes by Edward Abbey

Careers are funny things. They begin mysteriously and, just as mysteriously, they can end; and I am at just the very beginning of what I hope will be a long and satisfying life in the theater. But, whatever happens, I...

Quotes by Edward Albee

The avant-garde theater is fun; it is free-swinging, bold, iconoclastic, and often wildly, wildly funny. If you will approach it with childlike innocence - putting your standard responses aside, for they do not apply - if you will approach it...

Quotes by Edward Albee

It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind.

Quotes by Edmund S. Muskie

I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true.

Quotes by Edmund Hillary

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.

Quotes by Edith Sitwell

It's funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: 'So, what does it take to make it?' Well, first explain to me what you mean by 'making it': Do you want to be a rock star or do you want...

Quotes by Eddie Van Halen

I mean it's funny, playing music, how of course you want it to do well, you want them to like it, but it's not competitive like an election, it's the Olympics, it's not a Formula 1 race. The Billboard charts...

Quotes by Eddie Van Halen

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Quotes by Eddie Izzard

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

Quotes by Eddie Izzard

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes,...

Quotes by Eddie Izzard

I went swimming the other day and my wife was watching and she said, 'You know, it's funny, it's when you've got no clothes on, no one recognizes you.' I said, 'What are you saying? That I should do more...

Quotes by Eddie Marsan

I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me...

Quotes by Eddie Murphy

It's funny: when I set out to create the world of 'California,' I didn't give the type of apocalypse much thought... I simply set my two characters, Cal and Frida, in a depleted world and moved through it intuitively.

Quotes by Edan Lepucki

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